Rylee: HOW'S YOUR GRAN'S CAR?
Rylee: IS IT STILL SITTING THERE LOOKING SEXY?
Dannii: Yes!
Beverly: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Rylee: GOOODD, THAT'S JUST HOW I WANT IT <3
*ahem* Yes, I have quite the facination with Dannii's Gran's car...

Rylee: NOW THAT I GOT THAT...SILLYNESS OUT OF MY SYSTEM
Dannii: WHERE..WERE..WE
Rylee: I'm a stilly goosh!
Beverly: NOW I'M THE ONE LAUGHING LIKE A DRUNK WHO DOESN'T HAVE ANY
DRINK ANYMORE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Rylee: OMG BEV HAS A HANGOVER?!

Bethany: Dawah's farts smell good, trust me, she does it alot during the night
Rylee: How would YOU know?!
Bethany: um.....-....my foot...
Rylee: LOL SHE ACTUALLY DOES FART IN HER SLEEP TOO
Bethany: Duh, I just told you that!
Rylee: AND SHE IS ALSO KNOWN TO FART AND RUN AWAY
Bethany: That's what I do!
In a very silly conversation about my dog Sarah, which led to random things.

Bethany: Yeah you're so smart
Rylee: * cough*IdiotSyndrome*cough*
Bethany: :O imaslutya**cough*
Rylee: You're a sl..?
Rylee: BETHANY! I THOUGHT YOU WERE HIGHER THAN THAT!
Bethany: I MENT SLAP!

Rylee: WHATS UP MA...CORNDOG
Bethany: LOOOO ROFL LOOO LOL oh wow I found that hilariously funneh LOOOOO LOLOLO

Alex: *eats Rylee*
Rylee: * in your stomach * * pounds on your insides * LET ME OUTTTTTTT!
Alex: There's only two ways out though...
Rylee: AND I AIN'T TAKING ROUTE NUMBER TWO! * starts crawling up your throat *

Rylee: Lol ermmmm hold on
Chelsea: *holds something*
(Talking about when I was telling her to wait a minute so I could
send her Heavenly's card. )

Dannii: HAVE YOU DONE ANY OF A NEW STORY YET?!
Dannii: HUH HUH HUH HUH?!
Rylee: A new story?
Dannii: YES
Dannii: DID YA DID YA DID YA?!
Rylee: Yes, but who says you can see?
Dannii: :OO
Dannii: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ;_____;
Rylee: OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA STAB ME WITH A DAISY, YOU HAD A
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT REACTION THOUGH...
In reference to Dannii's habit of stabbing people with daisies.

Dannii: ON RUNESCAPE, I WAS TRYING TO FIND A MONKEY AND FOUND 25 COINS!
Yes, that's our crazy Dannii o.O

Rylee: *randomly* Boogeh down tonight, let's make it alright
Rylee: yeah yeah yeah yeah
Rylee: I'm in a very weird mood, and I need to release it on someone.
Rylee: ...And since you're the first I've talked to, you're the victim.
Owie: UH OH!

Owie: Why don't you release it on Sasy? She's probably near you right now.
Rylee: No way!
Rylee: She...dosen't...respond to stuff
Rylee: And besides, I like driving you crazy! :D
(Continuation of above.)

Rylee: I HATE SCHOOL, IT RUINS E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G ( well, except your
education of course, durrrrrrrrrrr.)
(When Dannii and I were talking about how her, Beverly, Bethany and I used to hang out on Darkened EVERY DAY in the summer.)

Rylee: LOL I HAVE SOOOO MUCH WORK TO GET DONE ON PD TODAYNESS
Rylee: But, now is bath time!
Rylee: BATHY-POO! :D
Dannii: It sounds like you're about to soak in human waste!
Dannii: ...LET'S-SOAK-IN-HUMAN-WASTE TIME!

Dannii: I have to go. Will you maybe be on tomorrowness?
Rylee: If aliens don't invade my house overnight, probably.

Dannii: LOL POOR RUBY, SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN *snickers*
Ruby: *slaps Dannii then crawls away*
Rylee: Bad alien!
Rylee: I mean baby!
When she was talking about the baby her Aunt and Uncle had, named Ruby.

Rylee: *goes after the...whatever ones are left...ohh the red
one! * * takes a leaking propane tank *
Rylee: *sets it near him*
Rylee: * takes out a lighter and flicks it *
Rylee: FIREWORKS! *Teletubby explodes into a million pieces*
Allison: OH HERE COMES THE FAT!
Allison: ...It's all that custard they ate.
(When Allison and I were chasing after the very evil teletubbies
and killing them :P )

Rylee: CHAPTER 1 AND 2 ARE BOTH REALLY REALLY SHORT
Dannii: NO THEY AREN'T, THEY TOOK ME FOREVER >.>
Dannii: AND ALSO, STOP MAKING COMPLAINTS!!!
Rylee: I HAVE ONE MORE COMPLAINT!
Dannii: OH FOR...
Dannii: ALRIGHT, HIT ME WITH IT
Rylee: ...I lost my shoe!
(When Dannii and I were talking about her story,
"THE AMULET OF ANTURINE")

Dannii: *EXPLODES WITH HAPPINESS*
Rylee: *picks up the pieces*
Rylee: ...DANNII IS MESSY WHEN SHE EXPLODES
When Bev finally came on after not being able to go on the computer, and we were both really excited.

Rylee: * sits and a table and glues Dannii back together*
Beverly: SITS AND A TABLE? LOL
Rylee: I ment sits AT A TABLE! LOOOOOL
Continuation of upper conversation.

Rylee: erm...well...I ALMOST have it. * her nose is where
her eyes are and her eyes are on her chin*
Dannii: RYLEE YOU FOOL
Still continuation of upper conversation.

Rylee: LOL YOU KNOW WHAT IS -SO- WEIRD?
Dannii: YOUR FACE
Rylee: [explains it - too long to post here.]
Rylee: *after hearing Dannii's comment * :O I KNOW,
I CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING WITH IT
Rylee: *puts on paper bag*
Dannii: PAPER BAG GIRL!
Rylee: HEY!
Rylee: YOU CAN INSULT THE FACE BUT not THE PAPER BAG!

Rylee:" I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE FOR THIS AWARD, THOUGH I
DON'T DESERVE IT...ESPECIALLY THE KIDS. * COUGH * ANYWAYS ANYWAYS,
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE OUT THERE FOR VOTING FOR ME,
AND ALWAYS BELIEVING IN ME. AND I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY: I'M NOT GUILTY!
IT'S NOT MY FAULT KIDS ARE ATTRACTED TO ME, IT'S JUST MY NATURAL
BEAUTY THAT CAPTURES THEM..."
My "Michael Jackson" speech that I did for Dannii and Bev :D

E.B.: I just added some random facts about me.
Any more random facts you can think of?
E.B.: Oh, yeah, favorite food...
Rylee: Favourite....PLATE ;O
Rylee: I saw a plate sitting on my computer desk so I was like "to heck with it I'm saying plate :3"
E.B.: I see. And what's a plate doing on your computer desk?
Rylee: I ate something :3
When Itzel ( or E.B. ) and I were talking about her profile on Hi5

Dannii: You're all my BFFS! *talking to me, Alex, and Leanne
Dannii: BOYFRIENDS FOREVER! I LOVE YOU ALL!
Dannii: LOL KIDDING
Rylee: HEY!
Rylee: :OO AIMEE NOT MANN!
(If you don't understand this, that's okay—it's a little inside
joke between Dannii and I :3 If you knew the singer Aimee Mann,
you'd probably get the joke.)

Rylee: OMG o.o My long lost twin! I have found you at last mwaha
Rylee: Together we shall rule the world...and Mexico o.o
Skye: I wanna own Germany.
Rylee: Okay you can own Germany o.o But I get Japan and Belgium.

Dannii and I are talking about the roleplaying-type adventure things we have, and talking about how we get bored of sitting around in one area and talking
Rylee: *pretending to be in the adventure*
"So did you have any tea yesterday Dannii?"
Rylee: *pretending to be Dannii* "Oh yes I drank 3 cups"
Rylee: Me: "Wow that's a record."
Rylee: (as)Dannii: "I know isn't it? And I had some cookies with it."
Rylee: Me: "Wow, I like cookies."
Rylee: (as)Dannii: "So do I :3"
Rylee: (as) Dannii: "My ribs hurt."
Rylee: Me: "Let's go see a doctor."
Rylee: (as)Dannii: " I have to finish my tea first!"
Rylee: Me: "You can drink the tea later."
Rylee: (as)Dannii: "But I want to drink it NOW"
Rylee: (HERE COMES THE ACTION - ARE YOU READY?")
Rylee: Me: "But tea will make you feel worse."
Rylee: (as)Dannii: "No, I have Protection Against
Upset Stomach From Tea insurance."
Chances are, you won't get this - it was this whole big thing with Dannii and I, and it was a lot funnier when we were doing it.

Rylee: You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed >.<
Alex: HOW THE HECK DO I MISS?
Alex: NO WAIT
Alex: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WAS
Alex: I WAS TRYING TO THROW IT AT CHOU; AND I DID not MISS
Alex: ...BUT YOU'RE SO STUPID YOU THOUGHT I WAS AIMING FOR THE GROUND
Rylee: YOU wish
Alex: No darling
Alex: I KNOWWWWWWWWW
Rylee: YOU wish I WAS AS STUPID AS YOU, HONEY
Alex: WELL AT LEAST I'M PROUD TO BE STUPID <3333
Rylee: THAT'S MY LINE!
Alex: AND NOW IT'S MINE...since I'm stupider ;)
Rylee: ...You got me there...
Ah yes, the classic battle over who the stupider one was...I won. But accidentally.

Rylee: *singing the song "If I had a million dollars"*
HAVEN'T YOU ALWAYS WANTED A MONKEY!
Alex: ...........HOW DID YOU KNOW
Rylee: ....I HAVE MY WAYS *COUGHH*
Rylee: I DON'T...STALK YOU AROUND...
Rylee: I follow YOU, BUT I DON'T stalk YOU...
Rylee: I MEAN...*COUGH*
Rylee: LET'S PRETEND I DIDN'T SAY THAT
Alex: OKAY
Alex: IT'S A DEAL

Rylee: Holy crapola! :3 O_O *copies your d.p.*
Skye: I have like, a berchillion MSN icons...
Skye: And I just made up a word :3
Rylee: I like words :3 Particularily new ones!

Rylee: TUESDAYS FORT CHEESECAKE?
Callie: O.o
Rylee: BWAHAHA, see? I HAVE OUT-RANDOMED YOU!
Callie: YES! I ATE ME SOME JELLYBEANS THERE!
Rylee: I HAVE WON THE BATTLE!
Rylee: WE SHALL SEE ABOUT THE WARRRR >.>
Callie: WELL PUDDING GOWNS! NURSES WITH BUCKTEETH MAKE NICE
BEAVER LODGES FOR VEGETARIANS! *snaps*
Don't mind us. We're constantly in a war to out-random eachother.

Beverly: *squishy pancake huggle*
Beverly: I'm getting a habit of that o.o;
Rylee: o.O Well if I'm a pancake then that makes you maple syrup
Beverly: I don't know why, but I like the sound of being syrup XDD
Rylee: And I like being a pancake
Rylee: ...At least I don't have to worry about getting overweight o.o

Beverly: *thinks about taking a shower before going
to bed later on and drools* A shower sounds nice...
Rylee: Showers....
Rylee: Warm showers...
Beverly: *gets very stiff in the neck* DX
Rylee: ...Nice showers that flow and beat down on your back
and feels really soothing...
Beverly: *drooooooools*
Rylee: ...I'm probably making it worse XD
^ *to above comment*...You really think so?

Dannii: *talking about where we can do one of our adventures/RPs* ...............unless..................
............................................we go to TPM................
......and post there................................
Rylee: That's Dannii, always thinking with those three small brain cells of hers :D
Care to count how many dots Dannii posted?

Dannii: Spike: *punch* InuYasha: *block*
Spike: MY LITTLE PONY POWERRRRR!!!! *blasts with ponies*
InuYasha: AAAARGHH! *dies*"
Dannii: Spike: Yay me.....
Kagome: *shoots with arrow* Spike: ...Bugger. *dies*
Rylee: KAGOME: DON'T MAKE ME BACKHAND YOU GIRLFRIEND!
*SNAP SNAP OF FINGERS*
....Need you ask? You know how Dannii and I are already.

Rylee: *playing below comment as Dannii*
Dannii: CURSE YOUUUUUUU SURGEONS! I SAID THAT I WANTED YOU
TO REMOVE MY NOSE OR AT LEAST MAKE IT LESS VISIBLE SO I COULD ENTER
THE MICHAEL JACKSON LOOK-A-LIKE CONTEST....
Don't even ask...I was just being random...

Rylee: Dannii,
Rylee: My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
Dannii: ....YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS 'CUZ THE VOICES ARE TALKING TO ME!

Rylee: I FEEL DRUNK TODAY...I'M LAUGHING AT REALLY WEIRDDDD
THINGY MAJINGS...OH HI DANNII! * HICCUP*
Rylee: *IS FACING WALL* HOW YA DOIN DANNII?
Rylee: *reaches out* WHOAAA YOUR FACE SEEMS DIFFERENT...
Rylee: *puts hand on wall* WHOA AND YOU SEEM
TO HAVE GAINED A FEW POUNDS...
...Yet again, DON'T ASK...

Rylee: I HATE SPEECHES...BECAUSE I HAVE TO READ...INFRONT OF LIKE
22 PEOPLE...AND I'M IN THE LIMELIGHT...(I hate being in the limelight.
I avoid it at all costs...)
Alex: Me too
Alex: Except...what's the limelight?
Rylee: OH MY GOD! Are you SERIOUS?!
Alex: ...........Yeah........
Rylee: It means being the center of attention.
Alex: I KNEW THAT!
Rylee: Lmao sureEeEeEE
Alex: IM SMARTER THAN YOU THINK, YKNOW!
Rylee: ...Really? Is that why you just spelled "Im" and "Yknow" without apostrophes?

A glimpse of the future of what I would be like if I was actually drunk...
Rylee: *slightly slurred words*
Rylee: Howz are ya buddy? *HICCUP*
Alex: OMGGGGGGGGG I'M LIKE SO TOTALLY FINE BURT
I DONT ZA THINK CHOO ARE
Rylee: Ah izz seeee *is talking to wall*
Rylee: I'm SOOOOO totally fine...*starts walking, trips over boot*
Rylee: OOOOPS BETTER WATCH OUT FOR LEPRECHAUNS!
THEY MAY TRY TO STEAL MY SHOESS...
Alex: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Alex: >:{D
Rylee: ZOMG it's Mr.Mean Moostache man! He's here to steal
my shoezz! *hiccup*
Alex: *STEALS RYLEE'S SHOES* OH NO... *HIDES SHOES IN CLOSET*
BETTER HIDE THEM SHOES BEFORE HE SWEEPS 'EM AWAY!
Rylee: waittt I think you stole something of mineee..
Rylee: *looks down at feet*
Rylee: My soccksszzzz!
Rylee: der goneee...they just...dissapeared *wobbles*
woowwww the earth is spinning reallllyyy fasst...
Alex: UH RYLEE
Alex: ...You're still wearing your socks!

*Dannii comes back after taking a bath*
Dannii: HINESS
Rylee: FINALLY
Rylee: WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THERE, PRACTICING HOW TO DROWN?

Rylee [playing as Spike/herself]:
"Hand me the sacred jewel. By the way this is all a trick and I'm just fooling you."
"DUHHH...OKAY! *hands over sacred jewel*
"Thanks Mates! *prances away like a little pony*
(In reference to InuYasha.)

Rylee: OMG WTF IS THAT MAN
Alex: It is Ron Weasley from Harry Potter
Rylee: I knew it
Rylee: I KNEW IT WAS HERMIONE FROM HARRY POTTER
Alex: NOOO, HERMIONE IS A GIRL
Alex: THAT IS A BOY. THAT IS RON WEASLEY
Rylee: ...AND SINCE WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN AND HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME?

Rylee: [playing as characters from me and Dannii's RP]:
Tengoku: *passes through, and is surprised to see Willow standing there * —!
Willow: I've been waiting.
Willow: The bed's made up. I'm ready. *slips off robe*

Skye: W00T W00t LOBZTERSZZslkdljlfij *cannot type*
Rylee: Whoa
Rylee: Wth did YOU get high on?
Skye: ..Who knows o.o

Rylee: OMGGGGGG...
Rylee: OMMMGGGG!!!!
Rylee: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Dannii: WHAT
Rylee: *SPAZZ FIT*
Rylee: DI TITUWT4UW4EUITW 4EITUW4EITWEUT
Dannii: O.O
Rylee: OMGGGGGZOOMGGGG
Rylee: I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING...!
Dannii: WHATTT
Rylee: FOER4TIEOTIOR OMGGGG ZOMGGGGLEEE!!!!
Rylee: ...WATER'S WET! :OOO

Rylee: *listens to I'll be waiting by Lenny Kravitz*
Rylee: ME WUFFFSSS DIS SONGGG! :P
Rylee: Well, I ever since I heard it was the theme song for
L change the worLd...then I had to check it out
Dannii: ROFLLLL OF COURSE
Rylee: What can I say? I LURVE L ^-^
Dannii: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I -THINK- I -MIGHT- HAVE NOTICED ^^
Rylee: LOOOOOOOOL IT'D TAKE A GENIUS TO NOTICE THOUGH :P
Rylee: My probability that you're a genius is 4 percent
Rylee: Actually maybe SIXTY percent...:O
Rylee: *sits up with both knees on chair* No, wait, it's 4.
You'd probably have to be a Death Note fan to get this..XD

*seeing Beverly on webcam*
Rylee: Nice sweater..:3
Rylee: Or shirt...whatever it is
Beverly: It's my bathrobe x3
Rylee: ...Oh
Rylee: Well, that's a very smexxeh bathrobe :3 I love it

Note that anything written with a * is an actual
literal action - not a "pretend" written action
Dannii: *cancels her webcam view*
Dannii: ...Nah, my hair looks too messy
Rylee: Oh c'monnn
*sooner or later Dannii sends an invintation
so both of them are viewing webcam*
Rylee: ...*laughing at Dannii's hair*
Rylee: ...Nice hair :3
Dannii: ......*sticks middle finger up at Rylee on webcam*

Erin: I stepped on a tack
Erin: It hurt
Rylee: ..Sharp things often do [hurt] :3

Dannii: I JUST WENT UPSTAIRS TO GET THE BOOK THAT
I WRITE ALL MY HOMEWORK IN >: )
Rylee: >: D
Rylee: ...Why are we grinning evily?
Dannii: ....No idea

Rylee: *randomly* SKITTLES...TASTE THE RAINBOW! *does rainbow sign in MSN*
Kira: ......LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Rylee and Dannii are talking about the Sims 2 and their language*
Rylee: [as] Susie Sim: *glares up at Dannii from monitor*
Rylee: [as] Susie Sim: *rants in Simlish*
Dannii: ...ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dannii: *CRACKING UP*
Rylee: [as] Susie Sim: *attempts to throw a *pixelized* basketball at
Dannii* FIURET9R09UTRT0U! SOOOOSAAAA!!! FTORE0OTR0ETI0TIRE0I RA RA RA
ZA ZA ZA MOO KA SHOO LA DOO!!! SMMMMMMURF
Dannii: ....................................................
Dannii: ...NO SUSIE.
Dannii: I DO NOT want to have sex with you.

Rylee's kindly message when she logs onto MSN
only to find Dannii has sent her an offline message...
Dannii: YOU DIDN'T COME TO MY BEDROOM AT 7:00 LAST NIGHT!!!!
GODDDD, THAT'S LIKE TWICE IN A ROW!! AND THE LAST TIME YOU
ACTUALLY SHOWED UP YOU -FORGOT THE FRICKIN' HANDCUFFS-!!!!!!!!!
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT WE must HAVE THE HANDCUFFS!?!

Rylee's kindly message when she logs onto MSN
only to find Dannii has sent her an offline message...
Dannii: YOU DIDN'T COME TO MY BEDROOM AT 7:00 LAST NIGHT!!!!
GODDDD, THAT'S LIKE TWICE IN A ROW!! AND THE LAST TIME YOU
ACTUALLY SHOWED UP YOU -FORGOT THE FRICKIN' HANDCUFFS-!!!!!!!!!
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT WE must HAVE THE HANDCUFFS!?!

An idea of how stupid Dannii and Rylee really are
Dannii: I LOVE THAT CARD -SO- MUCH
Dannii: EVERY TIME I SEE IT IMMA CRYYYY :')
Rylee: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! YOUR SNIFFLING

MADE ME FRIKKIN LAUGH OUT LOUD
Rylee: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL *LAUGHS AGAIN*
Rylee: LMAO SORRY
Rylee: IT'S JUST..." :')"
Rylee: ...*still cracking up*

Rylee: *does the "bat" sign in MSN*
Dannii: *SOBBBBB*
Dannii: THAT BAT BRINGS BACK SO MUCH MEMORIES
Dannii: *WAILLLLLLLLS* :')

Dannii: MY PASSWORD EEZ [censored]
Dannii: Seeeeeee? Me wuffers jouuuu <3
Rylee: ...ROFL I thought it would be something like
"ihateryleesecretlydonttellherhaha"
Dannii: ...
Dannii: WELL...IT was THAT, AT FIRST, BUT....

Rylee: ...ROFL, I just had the WEIRDEST image flash
in my head...[playing as]Dannii: *sitting with a martini and
sunglasses watching tv*
Rylee: *rushing around like a maid trying to get work done*
Dannii: hurry up! geez! i'm on a tight sschedule here honeyy!

Rylee: "AND ALSO, EDIT MY HOMEPAGE SO THAT IT SAYS THAT WE ALSO
HAVE A FUNNY CONVERSATIONS PART "(INSPIRED BY RYLEE )" <<
ROFL I FEEL LIKE A SLAVE
Rylee: BUT A GOOD SLAVE
Rylee: ...somehow that just...brought a really....disturbing
image to my head

Dannii: *finishing rambling* ...What the hell am I, her slave?
Rylee: .....No.
Rylee: You're MINE.
Obviously meaning "you're my slave - for anyone who didn't
catch that.

*Dannii, Rylee, and Leanne on Habbo
Dannii: Rylee, get in the bed with me so I can take a screenshot.
Rylee: Mmkayness *gets in bed*
Leanne: ...*walks in to Dannii's room just at that moment*
Leanne: .........
Leanne: ...I'll just be leaving now.

*I read over Dannii's Funny Conversations on her site
and see something quite offending to my small size >.<*
*posts on Dannii's comment board*
"AND IF I'M SHORT, THEN WHAT DOES THAT MAKE RYLEE? >.>"
..........You're dead when you get on MSN tomorrow.

After Rylee appeared next to Dannii on Habbo
Dannii: OMG
Dannii: WHERE DID you COME FROM!?
Rylee: .....My mother's womb, what about YOU?

After Dannii had to go
Dannii: BYEEEENESS ;_;
Rylee: JA NEEE
Dannii: *SNIFFLES* JAAAAA NEEEEE
Rylee: Remember
Rylee: The only one you can practice your bedtime delights on is me
Ahaha...it's sort of an inside joke. Yeah, I know. We're losers. But proud ones.

*Connor starts barking loudly and my sister (Alyssa) gets annoyed*
Alyssa: Connor, shut up or I'll tie a bib around your mouth!

Rylee: *comes into the room randomly* I GOT THE POWAH!

Dannii's Gran: Some of her [Dannii's] clothes might not fit her
anymore, she's got hips now.
Dannii: Thanks for noticing.

Rylee: *leaps in* I GOT THE POWAH! Spleeeterz, yayzerish, there's more updates! :D joyyy
Lee: lllooool XD
Lee: You're Super-Rylee! Or Spider-Rye XD
Lee: ... Spiderpig! Spiderpig! Does whatever a spiderpig does XD

*Alyssa and Rylee are having Chef Boyardee for dinner*
Rylee: Where's the can opener?
Alyssa: It's on the can.
Rylee: *looks down* Oh.

Rylee: KIRBY MORROW AND ANGEL ARE MINE
Bethany: :O:O:O:O:O:O Oh no you didn't!!!!!! sista
you've gone toooo far this time for me to show you some mad karate skills!
Rylee: Oh yeah? WATCH OUT! I'm skilled in the art of...
Rylee: THROWING SAND! *throws sand in your eyes*
Bethany: :O OH NO THAT'S MY WEAKNESSSSSSSSSS!

Noelle: I remember hearing about that. It sounds interesting. I think we
both need to move to Japan that way we can watch the anime as it
is played and see all the cool movies and get the awesome video
games first. That would be sweet.
Rylee: lmao good idea *thumbs up* I'll just pack my suitcase, you
get the plane tickets, and let's hit it *puts on sunglasses*
Noelle: lol, sounds good to me!

*playing the Predicition game on the AAP forum, where you
answer a prediction and then make one yourself*
Rylee: v Is a huge klutz
Mercury: Sometimes. *Falls down stairs*
V is very 'graceful'. *Falls down stairs again*
Rylee:...*trips over own feet, crashes headfirst into ground, tripping
sister who is caring a drink of Pepsi*
...That answer your question?

The poking warrrrr on the AAP forum!
Mercury: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAH!
*Pokes with that giant AAAAAAAH above this*
Rylee: *is blown back, knocks into a pole*
...*grabs pole out of ground*
*Pokes with the pole*
Mercury: GaJHhjklqjhdfHDUUDshuiadfhakHDUKASHDUISK!
~being zapped by electricity~
*Hits with Homestar*
Rylee: *flies backwards and does matrix* *pokes with a t.v. remote* -_-
Mercury: *Starts spewing out Death Note theme songs fuzzily* Aagh, we
get bad reception. *Pokes with a thermometer of ~cough~MERCURY~cough~*
Rylee: OUCHHH! *looks at arm* Why did you do that? ;_;
*rubs arm* *calls mommy to come kiss it better*
*pokes with.....a pen! bwahaha >: 3
but no ordinary pen - a pen used to write names in the DN ;ooo*
Mercury: Hey, why are you swishing it so fast? Oh wait, that's
just what the DN pen does. It only works with dramatic and exaggerated
hand movements. *Pokes with Slinkers*
Rylee: HOW DARE YOU POKE ME WITH AN OBJECT I DON'T EVEN
KNOW THE NAME OF! Hmph. *pokes with...The Queen of England* :3
Flamecat: *eats* *is attacked by British people* *Pokes with gangstaaa*
Rylee: O_O That gangsta better have no gun on him!
...*takes out squirt gun, squirts gangsta* >: 3
*pokes with...paper! sharp paper. that causes paper cuts. ouchie.*
Mercury: *Uses SUPER POWER SCISSORS TO THE MAXXXXX!*
*Pokes with SUPER POWER SCISSORS TO THE MAXXXXX!*
Flamecat: *eats* ouch. *pokes with Darth Vader*
Rylee: O_O get away from me you freak!
*takes off Darth Vader's mask and reveals him as...
*drumroll* LUKE SKYWALKER'S FATHER.....Oprah! OMG :O *
Mercury: ...YOU FREAKING MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD! THAT ALMOST NEVER
HAPPENS ON THE INTERNET! HOLY CRAP!

*playing the person above you game on the AAP forum*
Rylee: ^ Is dissapointed that they do not appear to be as famous as Flamecat
Mercury: ^ Is pure amazingcool. Rylee: ^ Is supersupersupercoolasjupiter
(the person below me is probably gonna go "^ Is lame")
Mercury: ^Is ubersuperamazinggreatcool-likegreatcoolnesscoolgreat.
(And is wrong in parentheses) *playing another round of the Person above you game*
Rylee: ^ Is probably lurking in the shadows somewhere...o.o
*looks cautiouslyyy around*
Mercury: ^ Should probably look in their closet. xD
Rylee: ^ Is freaking me out... But hey, what the heck! *looks in closet*
.....
...................
...............................
........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! O___O
*bloodcurdling scream*
...Someone unarraged my colour-coded arrangement for my clothes! ARGH >.<
Mercury: Petz_Dreamz, did you see what I mean? Did you see that HUGE
bat in there? That's what I was saying! It came to me and was like
"Hey, I'm gonna scare that person" and I'm just like
"WELL I'M TELLIN, DAWG!"
Rylee: ^ Is absolutely CORRECT! Stupid bat! >.< *grabs broom* Shoooo!
*swings broom at bat* *more clothes get messed up, falling to the floor*
AUGHHHHHHHHH my closet! My precious colour coded closet! *wail*
(sorry, I got a bit too hyped up on the sugar today.)
Mercury: ^ made the bat fly at me and then whack into a tree instead. X_X
Rylee: ^ ...Is predicting my actions for me!
(*clap* what talent! you should be a psychic :D)

*playing Guess the Lyric on the AAP forum*
Rylee: durrr...*stares blankly* gee...*scratches head* ...........
....................................*drool hangs out of mouth*
oh wait wait I got it...it's What's Up People by Maximum the Hormone,
2nd opening of Death Note! ^^

*..Playing anotherrrr round of the prediction game on the AAP*
Rylee: v Thinks I'm a weirdo! But a cool weirdo. Oh yeah.
Mercury: most definitely. V is sponsored by the letter V!
Rylee: Why yes! How did you ever guess!
V Is having funnn. (even if you aren't, just say you are to
make me happy.)
Flamecat: Oh yesss
But I think I'm gonna go watch a movie. I'm getting a little bored.
V is a fhsdjafhasdjhfuiebvjbajkhraiuweabvbrauirhweui
Rylee: ...HOW DO YOU KNOW ME SO WELL?! :O

Dannii: I CAN'T DO A PIGEON NOISE WHEN IM EATING A BLOODY SWISS ROLL
Rylee: ...I have an idea!
Rylee: ....I'll eat it for you! ^-^

*Dannii asks Rylee to copy the "Nyuu" sound from Nyuu off of Elfen Lied.
Rylee: Okay okay here goes. Ahh crap, wait, I can't remember it that well.
Rylee: Ah well, here gooessss
Rylee: ...Wait a sec.
Rylee: ...*BURRRPPP*
Rylee: ...Not my fault!

Kira: Sugar is good. It makes the body hyper
Rylee: LMAO EXACTLY my point *thumbs up*
Kira: Yesh, sugar is white or brown! ISN'T THAT INTERESTING?
Kira: fgdflgdfhasrt
Kira: yuikol;.,mnh gfd random
Kira: .....................DX I don't know what colour my cat is
Kira: Is it brown or black?!?!? Oh it's pink! :D
Rylee: Kira...step awayyy from the candy...you're too hyper!
*bounces all over walls, crashes out window* And I'm perfectly fine!
Now HAND IT OVERRR! *jumpupanddown*

*At Alyssa's birthday party, me and Shae and Merceddes hanging out;
Brian is reffering to Merceddes' humungous nose ring*
Brian: ...You want a nose to go with that ring?

*Getting ready to go in the car to go somewhere*
Alyssa: The backseats need to be fixed, I need to sit back there!
Rylee: *turns to Dad*...How about we just strap Alyssa to the top
of the car?
Alyssa: NO! *smack Rylee*
Rylee: ...Okay, no straps then. :D

Rylee: *explaining "One Missed Call" movie to my sister and Dad*
She was experimenting on her sister and cutting her with
knives and stuff.
Dad: ...Well, I have a chainsaw out in the shed Rylee, wanna
experiment on your sister?

*We're climbing into Dad's work van to drive back home*
Alyssa: *spots coke can* Why is that coke in here?
Dad: Because I'm going to drink it. Geez, you ask more
questions than the FBI!
(It's true.)

*Me, my family, and my Nan and Grandpa are sitting in the car,
driving into the city*
*bird flies into window*
All: ...O___O

*watching the Nickelodean 2008 Awards on YTV; Cameron Diaz
comes up to accept award*
Dad: Daddy thinks Cameron Diaz is hot.
Alyssa: Oh my god, look at her dress, it's like...a towel
Dad: Yeah, she should take it off.
Rylee&Alyssa: *stare at Dad* ...
Dad: ...Huhwha? *feigned innocence*

Mom: *big speech on her feelings about Alyssa and I getting older
and how she needs to keep connection with us and being a little sappy*
And I feel like I....and I also feel...and it's like...
Rylee: *sit there for a moment* ......
Rylee: ..Wow, this feels like a Dr.Phil moment

Alyssa: *has hurt her knee badly, is sitting on couch in pain*
Mom: *to Alyssa* Maybe if Rylee's kind enough, she'll make you a tea
Rylee: ...Well she's not CRIPPLED, for god's sake!

*Warning: This convo may contain some explicit/innapropriate
words. You have been cautioned*
*sitting in Drama class*
Wes: Hey Rylee
Rylee: *looks over*
Wes: ...Penis.
Rylee: ...........

Rylee: haha I'm so clever...haha...ha...ha?
Alex: looooooooool! Yeah... so clever you can slide ;D
Rylee: ...don't make me snap my fingers in a Z formation!!
Alex: :O You stole that from meeeee!!
Rylee: ...I know, isn't it great? :D

Alex: Did you make that layout on PD by yourself?
Rylee: yeahness, allll from scratch by myself yo
Rylee: ...why? o.O
Alex: 'cuz it's REALLY good! :P
Alright, so this isn't funny, but I just wanted to add
this cuz I feel proud...^^

Rylee: You're my...double thick cheeseburger fry and milkshake
combo person thingy...^^
Alex: And you're my...
Alex: Oreo mcflurry with a side of sliced granny apples!

Rylee: I'mma buy my own personal stalker off of eBay >: D

Juliet: Hiei isssss 550 years old
Rylee: omgsh DX
Juliet: <3 XD But he's only 18 in human form
Rylee: ..damn, you're marrying a prehistoric old man for god's sake o.o
Juliet: LMFAO

Juliet: Kura is like...over 1,000 XD
Rylee: O___________________O
Rylee: ...lemme marry him then I like my men old. veryyyy old

Rylee: *after seeing Kura's picture* OOOOH hotness
Juliet: HE'S TAKEN
Rylee: [as] Elmo: ...That's it, it's over, bi*ch!
Juliet: LMFAO
Juliet: LMFAO
Juliet: LMFAO
Juliet: ELMO IS VIOLENT!

Juliet: ._.
Rylee: Juliet, you look like a frog
Rylee: ...zomggle Hiei married a frog ;o

Juliet: Anyway, Ron, get over here
Rylee: RON FROM HARRY POTTER?
Juliet: YES XDDDDDDDD
Rylee: God, I dislike HP XD
Juliet: lmfao, why?
Rylee: lmao I dunno. it's just...lmao
Juliet: >.> RON IS AN EXCEPTION
Juliet: HE'S AWESOME
Juliet: YES HE IS
Rylee: ROFL FINE FINE
Juliet: *clings to Ron*
Rylee: omgsh, is he your secret lover? o.O *looks over at Hiei*
Juliet: LMFAO, NOO XDD RON IS MUH PIMP
Rylee: OH omgsh! ;oo
Rylee: ...but wait, you're carrying Ron's child, right?
Somehow, when Juliet was defending Ron, she reminded
me of Alex...XD

Rylee: I'm carrying Dorothy the goldfish's child...don't ask
Juliet: LMFAO, XDDDDDDDDDDD
Juliet: THAT MAKES SENSE, HOW?
Rylee: It makes sense if you're me, cuz I'm good like that.

Ana: I am carrying zexion's child :/
Rylee: who's Zexion? he sounds like an elf from the lord of
the rings or something...wait, are there elves in the
lord of the rings? or is it star wars? ah well...
Ana: NO NO NO XD
Juliet: LMFAO
Juliet: LMFAO
Juliet: ELF CHILDREN 8D

*to Juliet and Ana*
Rylee: ROFLLLL =333 lmao, soon enough there will be little elf
children and half-fish children running around in addition to
the mutant children ^^

Ana: ughh zexion has been hanging around my room lately xD
Rylee: no seriously, who's Zexion? a Power ranger? o.O
Juliet: LMFAO
Juliet: LMFAO
Juliet: LMFAO
Juliet: ...POWER RANGER KIDSSSS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Rylee: screw the power ranger children x3 let's strangle
them and leave their bodies in our swimming pool.

Rylee: So, what are you wearing to yours and Hiei's
wedding? Formal or loincloth?
Juliet: XD
Juliet: Uhm...
Juliet: Formal, I guess XD
Rylee: ...Or how about Playboy outfits? o.O

Alyssa: Rylee, wait. *kneels down to tie her shoe*
Rylee: *does a sort of flippy-turn thing*
Alyssa: What were you doing, a dance move?
Rylee: ...No, I was practicing an imaginary skateboard trick.

Rylee: *is in bathroom, brushing her hair*
Alyssa: What are you doing in there, practicing how to drown?
Rylee: ...HEYYY, THAT'S my LINE! >.>

My Teacher: *explaining rules and things for rugby* ...So,
you're going to need someone small to lift up to catch the ball...
Everyone: *instantly turn to look at me*
Me: ...O_O!!

Rylee: *attempting to kill spider that is dangling from ceiling when
mom comes in*
Mom: *dosen't notice Rylee and spider* Can you keep your door open to
let the air conditioning come through?
Rylee: Sure *goes to turn air conditoning up up*
Mom: *steps over almost to where Rylee is, walking right through
where the spider was dangling from the ceiling*
Rylee: *turns back in time to see Mom walking where spider was* ...Did
you just walk through that spider that was hanging from the ceiling?
Mom: ...I don't know, did I?
Rylee: I think you did
Mom: Well, check if it's on my back please *turns around*
Rylee: ...*fake gasps*
Mom: ...O_O!!!
Rylee: ...*grins* Just kidding
Mom: *turns back, glares* You little BRAT! You have no idea
how much you just scared me!
Rylee: ...*grins again* :D

Mom: *talking to Alyssa and I about how it's not a good idea
to be pregnant when you're young and all of that*
Mom: I hope you two are always honest to me with that. If you're
pregnant, you WILL tell me, right?
Rylee&Alyssa: Yes
Rylee: ...*after a moment* ...Well, I guess I should come out with this
right now, Mom...
Mom: ...O_O! *shocked, surprised look on face*
Rylee: ...*grins* Just kidding
Mom: ...Oh my god, my heart just leaped into my throat when
you said that!
Rylee: ...*innocent grin*

Rylee and Alyssa: *swimming around under solar blanket in pool*
Mom: That could be dangerous, you know. You could drown.
Rylee: ...*goes under, swims around*
Rylee: *comes back up under solar blanket*
Rylee: HELP ME!
Rylee: ...*swims to water where solar blanket isn't covering, comes up
grinning at Mom* Did you actually believe me?
Mom: *a bit of a scared look on face* Well...you never know
with that stuff.
Rylee: ...I can't believe you actually BELIEVED me, that's the
THIRD time I've tricked you in 2 days in a row!
...You think Mom would have not believed me,
seeing as this is the THIRD time I tricked her in 2 straight days...

Alyssa: Don't have an accident now, Rylee
Rylee: ...You ARE an accident
Alyssa: ...*mouth gapes open, glares* >.>;

Alyssa: *has her cellphone, cellphone rings*
Alyssa: *picks it up* Hello? *no answer from other line*
Alyssa: ...Hello?
Rylee: ..You shouldn't have answered that, you could die in seven days!

Rylee: Ugh, my mouth tastes like dead bird.

*Lily and Rylee, riding on the bus to Canada's Wonderland*
Rylee: *looks out window, sees guy with sunglasses and muscle
shirt driving in car*
Rylee: ....*stares*
Guy: *looks up, staring straight at Rylee*
Guy: ...*zooms ahead quickly way ahead of the bus*
Rylee: ...
Rylee: ...Well FINE then >.>;

Lily: *talking about how I kept confusing other houses for
her house when I was getting dropped off at her place in the summer*
Lily: You didn't even know which one was my house — you could have
even pointed at a bird's nest and not even known.
Rylee: ...Well, a bird's nest WOULD suit you
Lily: ...*narrows eyes* >.>

*Lily and Rylee sitting on the bus on the way back
from Canada's Wonderland, making stupid noises by attempting to
laugh without grinning*
Rylee: *makes a weird laughing noise* HER HER HO HO
Lily: ...*bursts out laughing*
Lily: *attempts to make another laughing noise* HA HER HO HO HAR
Rylee&Lily: *both start laughing, carry on like that for 5 minutes*
Rylee: ... *makes a really stupid noise and starts
hacking and coughing*
Lily: ...*puts head up against back of bus seat infront of
them, laughing her head off (loudly) until she can't breath,
keeps carrying on like that while Rylee is giggling beside her*
People on bus: *carry on as if nothing is happening*
Rylee: ...*looks around* ...God, I'm surprised everyone isn't
staring at us.

Kyle: Shut up, you're gay, Hayden
Hayden: Kyle, you just like to blow dogs
Kyle: ...No, [I like to blow] goats.
...Oh my god, he likes to do WHAT with Dannii...?!

*in French class, doing a review of French numbers,
practicing worksheets*
Hayden: What's vignot ut un?
Rylee ...*starts snickering at his pronounciation*
Meaghan: ...*leans over, peeks at sheet* ...That's vingt et un.

*still in French class, doing worksheets*
Hayden: *looks down at worksheet* What's shink cat? [cinq quatre]
Rylee and Meaghan: ...*start laughing at his pronounciation once
again [whilst trying to hold it in]
Hayden: ...>.>
Hayden: *says French Teacher's name*, Meaghan is destroying my confidence!
(he's saying that in a joking way, of course)
French Teacher: Meaghan, don't destroy Hayden's confidence
Meaghan: ...*still half-laughing* But I can't HELP it!

*Rylee and Alyssa sitting on couch, watching the Golden Compass*
Rylee: *watching scene where the girl is riding on an [obviously computer
animated] tiger*
Rylee: ...I've always wanted to ride on an animated tiger.

*watching The Water Horse*
Water Horse: *does this roar thingy*
Rylee: I know what he's saying!
Alyssa: No you don't, he's not even speaking English
Rylee. Yes I do.
Rylee: He's saying, "I want a burger and an extra large Big Mac."
Alyssa: ...
Yeah, it was more different and funnier when I said it, but yeah...XD

*watching Cloverfield; explosions are coming from all over the
place, seemingly as if the monster thing in the movie is creating them*
Rylee: What the frikkin' heck? Is that monster throwing grenades or what?

Rylee: Ashton, are you mad at me?
Ashton: Nuh yett (not yet)
Rylee: ....?

Kira: I keep getting no good emails...
Kira: Just junk emails these days. Like, "Kira. Confirm
your free laptop now!"
Kira: WTF? LAPTOP?
Rylee [as] L: ...*pops up* CONGRATULATIONS, KIRA, YOU HAVE
JUST WON A FREE LAPTOP! AND WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES OR A SHAKE TO GO
WITH THAT?
Kira: I CAN SO IMAGINE THAT ROFL ROFL LMAO LMAO -falls out chair-
Rylee: LMAOO you okay?
Rylee: *checks for injury*
Kira: I'm fineee
Rylee: *gets first aid kit*
Rylee [as] L: ...Okay, okay, no fries and no shake. BUT WHAT
ABOUT A SODA?:D OR HOW ABOUT A FREE TURKEY? -wide grin-
Rylee [as] L: ...Good for Thanksgiving, you know!

Dannii: ....I'LL HOOK UP WITH SOME GREEK GUY.
Rylee: BRING ME BACK...UH....A COMPUTER PIXEL FROM GREECE!
Rylee: LMFAO YES, DO...HEY WAITTT >.>;;
Dannii: ....I'LL BRING YOU BACK A GREEK BOY TOO
Rylee: ....THAT'S more like it!

Dannii: FD'IHGXR'UIHYDUH RYLEE!!!!
Rylee: ...WHAR!!!! :O
Rylee: I MEAN WHAT
Dannii: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Dannii: ...WHAR...ROFLLLLLLLLLL
Rylee: LMFAO SHOOSH AND TELL MEEE!
Rylee: SHUSH NOT SHOOSH...GEEZ, TWO MISTAKES IN LESS THAN A MINUTE.

Dannii: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RYLEE YOU RETARD <3
Dannii: KIDDINGGGG <3 YOU'RE NOT A RETARD
Rylee: LMFAO I KNOWWW <3
Rylee: ...I'M JUST SPED-ESHL :D

Rylee: CHICKEN LICKIN CHINA...DON'T WORREH BE HAPPY NOW...LET'S START
A RIOT, A RIOT AND IT'S TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE...WIIRRR WIRRR WURRRR...
WHEN YOU LOOK ME IN THE PAIN, WITHOUT LOVE, PAIN CAN'T GET ENOUGH
SMURFTACULAR WONDERFUL TIME...
<<< THAT'S MY SONG CALLOBORATION.

Rylee: BUT IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO FALL OUT OR ANYTHING o_O
IT'S A CLOSED SPACE. IF YOU CAN GO ON HIGH AMUSEMENT PARK RIDES, YOU
CAN GO ON THIS. THINK ABOUT IT - TRY TO CONQUER YOUR FEAR!
Rylee: (SAYS THE ONE WHO LEAPED OFF HER BED AT THE FIRST SIGHT
OF A SPIDER LAST NIGHT AND WOULDN'T GO BACK ON FOR HALF AN HOUR.)

Dannii: OMGO;FHR;UO'FTOIU
Dannii: DR;LTJHFUGCYHCKUHGUIH;KDUGB
Rylee: ....JESUS DANNII, AND YOU CALL me THE RETARD o_O
YOU'RE SPEAKING RETARDESE AT THE MOMENT

Rylee: ..... EEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM HERE TO STEAL YOUR ":' )" EMOTCION!!!!
I AM TEH BATMAN IN DISGUISE...AS A bat...
BE AFRAID...BE VERYYY AFRAIDDD!
...Heh heh, ignore my *mild* retardation, folks.

Dannii: I WROTE IDEAS-- *sends Rylee ideas for roleplay*
Rylee: *accepts*
Rylee: ...ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE I SHOULD'VE DECLINED THAT,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF EVIL CONTENTS IT MAY HOLD...

Dannii: SHITAKI MUSHROOM EATING BUMBLE BEARS, I GOT 15 MINUTES [LEFT]
...One of my most favourite quotes ever now :D Ahahaha.

Rylee: *leaning against couch, suddenely feels something
sharp stick into arm*
Rylee: *looks down, sees a needle stuck inside her arm and blood
trickling out*
Rylee: ...What the heck? Mom, what was a NEEDLE doing on the couch?

Hayden: What's dicks-set? (dix-sept)

Hayden: You're a waste of sperm and egg.

*renting movies, girl gives us wrong one - we wanted The Mist
and she gave us Sweeney Todd*
Girl: *goes to exchange movie* No, you no want that one...nothing
against Johnny Depp, he good, but you no want that one...
Rylee, Dad, Alyssa: ...*politely smile*

Alyssa: Something smells like trash
Rylee: You LOOK like trash.

Alyssa: Guess who (or what) I miss?
Rylee: I dunno. Meaghan
Alyssa: Nope
Rylee: Link
Alyssa: Take another guess
Rylee: Pepper
Alyssa: Take ANOTHER guess
Rylee: ...Your sanity.

Rylee: Since it's Father's day, I'll cook you up some bacon and eggs.
Dad: ...WHAT did I do to DESERVE this?! You're going to food-poision
me on Father's day?!
My cooking is good, really...ignore his SLIGHT exxageration...-_-;;

Rylee: They're not crapalicious, they're...FERGALICIOUS!

Dannii: SDLFHERUITHER87TY8
Dannii: OHMIGODDDDD
Rylee:....WHAAAAA?
Rylee: WHAT WHAT IS IT? Dannii: I JUST REALISEDDDDDD
Rylee: WHAAAAT??!!!
Dannii: .................................THERE'S A FLEA ON YOUR FACE
AND IT'S CREEPING ME OUT!!!!! OMGGGGG DUUUUDE I HOPE YOU
DRINK AS I SAY THIS SO I CAN MAKE YOU CHOKEEEEE >=DDDDD ROFLLLLLLL *IS POSTPONING THE MESSAGE*
Rylee: LMAOOOO ACTUALLY
Rylee: I WASN'T DRINKING IT WHEN YOU SAID THAT
Dannii: I KNOW
Dannii: I WAS TOO LATE
Dannii: DARNITTTT
Rylee: ...BUT THEN I WENT TO TAKE A DRINK TO PROVE I WOULDN'T CHOKE
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I ALMOST SPIT IT OUT

Rylee: ROPIT OMKGGGGGG ...Which of course was supposed to be "Rofl omgggggg".

Dannii:....SH*T.
Rylee: LMAO WHATNESS?
Rylee: DID YOU CRAP YOUR PANTS AGAIN? DID SOMEONE BRING IN
AN OFFENSIVE BODY ODOR?
Dannii: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rylee: ...EMBRACE THE SMELL!

Mom: *ushering Ashton out of my room* Leave Rylee alone,
she's got a grad rehearsal to go to.
Ashton: Me too
Mom: That's years and years from now, bud
Ashton: Yurs? (years) Rylee: Yeah, I think you can wait for that.
Ashton: Wait fow dat? (wait for that?)
...Okay, so this isn't funny. But it's adorable so therefore
I'm posting it.

Rylee [as] onions: ...this time, we have our bacon cheese omlettes on
our side! >: ) we are UNSTOPPABLE!

Rylee: DANNII...
Rylee: ....USE THE FORCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dannii: ....LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah...I'm just random like that.

Kira: hmm that sucks :( badly... STUPID EVIL ONION CURSE WITH THEIR...
FREE LAPTOP ADVERTISISM.....
Don't ask. It's an "inside" thing. XD

Rylee: *flipping tiredly through channels on satellite; sees the name
of something on*
Rylee: *thinking* What the...? Talking Walls? *looks closer* Oh.
It's Walking Tall.

Leanne: ...I'm weird, mad, crazy, smart, and beautiful
Leanne: >=] scrub out the beautiful part >=]
Rylee: WAIT! smart...?
Rylee: since when?
Leanne: :O
Rylee: kiddinggg >: )
Leanne: >=O CHEEKY SON OF A.................................hi mum

Erin: I spilled coffee on my phone yesterday
Rylee: Wow, smooooth
Erin: Ha yeah now I can't hear anything when I'm on the phone
Rylee: lol, that kind of defeats the purpose of a phone

Erin: omg for the first time in like a billion years im on habbo
Rylee: Omg ;o
Rylee: REVIVIAL
Erin: hm?
Erin: revival?
Rylee: lol, I mean you're back from the "undead" on Habbo
Erin: I'm sooo confused
Rylee: lol sorry
Erin: ha it's OK I'm slow

*playing the "1000 and then a twist" game on AAP, counting downwards*
Mercury: Mercury: *posts 95 in fancy text with a graphic background*
Rylee: 94 (stop posting all that fancy text, you're making the other
numbers jealous ;o )
Mercury: *posts 93 in fancy text with a graphic background again*
(They're just mad because my numbers are hotter.)
Rylee: 992 says:: OH NO YOU DI-IN'T!! >.<
Mercury: *posts graphic with fancy script that says "991 - oh
yes I did"*
Rylee: 990 says:: you wanna fight about this? bring it on, let's take
this outside.

Rylee: IT'S so CUTE THOUGH XD
Dannii: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rylee: YOUR WHEEZE LAUGH THING
Dannii: RYLEE
Dannii: IT SOUNDS LIKE A FRIKKIN DYING CAT
Dannii: HOW ON EARTH
Dannii: IS IT CUTE?
Rylee: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IT'S cuteeee THOUGHHHH! <3
Dannii: YOUUUUUR LAUGH IS CUTEEEE
Dannii: IT SOUNDS LIKE A MY LITTLE PONYYY
Rylee: ...JUST WHAT I always WANTED TO SOUND LIKE

Ana: *talking; finishing sentence* ...266
Rylee: OMGGG it's part of the Devil's number!!1111
Ana: LOL
Ana: ever notice that on leap years the number is: 366?
Rylee: I knowww!!!1111oneoneoneone
Ana: 119
Rylee: OMGZ MAN! it's 116 UPSIDE-DOWN!!
Ana: lol
Ana: 218 *ignore
Rylee: ..okay, I don't have anything to say about THAT number,
other than that it's 3 digits

Rylee: *talking about venemous spiders, mentions the Yellow Sac*
Dannii: BURSTS OUT LAUGHING* ...SAC...YELLOW...SAC...SORRY, IT
REMINDED ME OF...MY...ER....SCIENCE LESSONS ON...REPRODUCTION...
Now now Dannii, stop scaring the poor children away.

Rylee: *reffering to Light from Death Note* He started laughing
like a goose that got loaded at a night club!

Callie: WOW MY HAIR LOOKS BLACK XD
Rylee: LMFAO maybeeeeeh
Callie: It's brown
Rylee: with a blonde steak apparently
Rylee: STREAK I MEANT STREAK

Callie: My eraser smells like bacon

Erin: haha I went driving this weekend
Erin: but I only went like 25
Rylee: LMAO
Rylee: Grandpa speed XD
Erin: HEY!

*watching Callie draw Heavenly for me on webcam*
Callie: 1st, I eye my inspiration
Callie: pencil
Rylee: A PENCIL
Rylee: OMFG
Callie: eraser
Callie: hand
Rylee: AND GOD'S HAND
Rylee: *angelic music plays*
Callie: XD
Callie: Paper
Rylee: AND...A WHITE THING ;O
Rylee: OH LMFAO
Rylee: PAPER
Rylee: RIGHTTTT

*watching Callie draw Heavenly on webcam*
Alyssa: I'm watching her
Rylee: ...*turns around to look at Alyssa weirdly*
Alyssa: WATCHING HER DRAW I MEAN
Rylee: ...

Person I don't know in convo: Who are you?
Rylee: I'M YOUR STALKER

Person I don't know in convo: I need to know who you are, you
could be a predator kthanx
Rylee: OMFG YES
Rylee: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I AM
Rylee: DAMMIT. YOU FOUND ME OUT

Rylee: DO YOU HAVE A CRICK IN YOUR NECK OR ARE YOU JUST NODDING
REPEATEDLY?
Callie: NODDING
Rylee: OKAY
Rylee: JUST CHECKING

Rylee: *twisting Alyssa's doorknob repeatedly for over a minute*
Rylee: ...I LIKE THE SOUND OF THE DOORKNOB

*is joined into a humungous convo with around 12 people*
Rylee: jesus there's half the world's population in this convo!

Dannii: *accidentally sends Rylee a link that has the words
"sexy Snape" in it*
Dannii: SORRY, THAT WAS MENT FOR LEANNE DX
Rylee: DANNII :O
Rylee: DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING AT P*RN AGAIN
Rylee: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THOSE OBESE
BABES IN BIKINIS
Rylee: AS HARD AS IT IS
Dannii: *does a looong "ROFLLL!" that I can't fit here right now*
Dannii: BUT THEY'RE SO DAMN HOT DX

*playing WWE video game with sister Alyssa*
Rylee: WATCH OUT, FATTY MCGEE IS DOING HIS CEREMONIAL
RAPE DANCE D:

Callie: He so cute
Rylee: I KNOW :3
Rylee: BUT THEN AGAIN
Rylee: SO AM I
Rylee: I'M SO SMEXXI IT HURTS
Don't pretend ya'll don't know it's true. ;)

Callie: ?????????????????? DP?
Callie: Dog p*rn?
Rylee: DISPLAY PIC XD
Callie: OH XD
Callie: CANADA DOG AND AMERICA CAT RUB BUTTS XD
Callie: I'm an effing retard at 1 AM
Rylee: OMFG
Rylee: YES
Rylee: YOU KNOW HOW DOG P*RN TURNS ME ON

*goofing around in RP*
Dannii: .....WHO ELSE AM I GONNA USE AS A SEX SLAVE!?!
Dannii: (DIDN'T HAPPEN.)
Dannii: LFMAOOOOO
Rylee: ...LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (that lasts on and on.)
Rylee: ...I'M ALWAYS AVAILABLE.
Ahaha, I'm such a weirdo.

*RPING with Dannii*
Rylee: We've been through and seen and heard A LOT
Rylee: We won't be too shocked
Dannii: That INCLUDES Rylee's inappropriate jokes o.o;
Rylee: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XD
Rylee: (SORRY, I CAN'T HELP IT XD)
Dannii: *loooong "ROFL" that stretches on and on* DON'T WORRY, I ENJOY
LAUGHING AT THEM (meaning the jokes)
Rylee: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JUST LIKE I ENJOY LAUGHING AT
YOUR FACE ;)

*Rylee and Dannii, RPING*
Dannii [as]: Remus: ....*stands up, as though ready to leave* I might
come back in the m--
Dannii: Where're you goingg!? Stay! XD
Rylee: No! It's okay
Dannii [as] Remus: *blinks*
Rylee: ...STAY HERE
Dannii [as] Remus: Oh...Okay then...*smiles*
Rylee *finishing above sentence* BECAUSE DURING THE NIGHT
Rylee: DANNII WANTS TO HAVE HER WAY WITH YOU

*people on Super Smash Bros are chanting my character's name
(which is Pikachu)*
James: Pikachu likes to blow Captain Falcon. (another character in
the game.)
Rylee: Y'know, your commentary isn't needed, so you're free to get
out any time.
Brian: Yeah, that was rude, James
James: I don't like Captain Falcon though
Rylee: Well, I don't like you either but I have to put up with you.

Warning: This convo contains hilarious immaturity that may scar you
for life and is more suitable for older viewing.
Brian: I'm petting my pussy
Rylee: What? O_O
Brian: I mean your pussy. *picks up Sasy and shows me*
Ahaha, is it just me, or is this hilariously sick-minded? O.O

Callie: I'm a goosh head? XD
Rylee: YES
Rylee: YOU ARE ;OOO
Rylee: BURRRNNN
...Yeah, I'm pretty sped-eshl.

Callie: It was a teen, they talked about their boobs to another penguin XD
Rylee: ...LMFAO OMG
Callie: KIDS SITE TURNED DATING SITE
Rylee: THAT'S...WOW
Rylee: SHE MUST BE PROUD
Callie: XD
Rylee: EITHER THAT
Rylee: OR IT'S A GUY WITH MANBOOBS

Alex: HEY, MY HAIR IS NORMAL NOW!
Rylee: WELL YOUR FACE ISN'T!
Rylee: ;OOO BURN
I'm just too good with those, aren't I? ;)

Alex: I WAS OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW LAST NIGHT, DANNIISH ;D
Dannii: OMG ALEX YAY
Dannii: YOU WATCHED ME UNDRESS <3
Rylee: I KNOW ALEX
Rylee: I SAW YOU
Dannii: :-O
Rylee&Alex: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rylee: I WAS THERE TOO
Dannii: I HAVE TWO STALKERS
Rylee: YESH
Alex: I SAW YOU SHOWERING ;D (OR BATHING)
Dannii: ...WHY DIDN'T YOU COME AND JOIN ME IN THAT SHOWER THEN? ;O

Grandma: Wow, looks like Hank (my cousin) got bitten by some sandfleas
Rylee: Sandfleas?
Grandma: Yeah, they're in the sand
Joel: ....*had been rubbing sand in his hair (for no reason)* ...O_O
Joel: ....*frantically brushes sand out of his hair whilst me laughing
beside him*

Rylee: WHAT IS THAT...?
Rylee: A BANDAID IN YOUR HAIR? DID YOU RECENTLY CUT IT? ;O
Callie: what?
Rylee: A BARETTE?
Rylee: AT THE BACK XD
Callie: blond
Rylee: AHHH I DUNNO WHAT IT WAS DX
Rylee: OH
Rylee: (it's)...A PENCIL ;O
Heh heh...a sign of my stupidity...

Dannii: I'MMA DO THAT EVERY TIME I GO ON A VIDEO CALL WITH YOU
Dannii: I'LL DO IT WHEN YOURE NOT EXPECTING IT
Dannii: >=3333
Rylee: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
Rylee: THAT'D BE SCARY
Dannii: IT'LL BE LIKE
Dannii: "*SILENTTT*" ".... "
Dannii: "...*WHEEEZE*" (in reference to her laugh)
Dannii: "*GIGGLEEEE*" (in referance to MY laugh - which is hideously
high and girly)
Rylee: SO I'D BE LIKE SITTING THERE, WATCHING A SUSPENSE MOVIE, AND ALL
I HEAR IS THE SOUND OF A CAT CHOKING ON A HAIRBALL
Before you ask...yes, it IS fun being a complete random retard.

And now, folks, I bring to you - Dannii's AWESOME ADVERTISING! :D
Dannii: PERMA-GRIN = BUY YOUR OWN DANNII AND GET A PERMA-GRIN FREE!
WARNING: MAY CAUSE CHEEKS TO ACHE, OR POSSIBLY FALL OFF
She was reffering to the way my cheeks always hurt from laughing
whenever I'm around her...XD

Dannii: .........Rylee........
Dannii: ....Y'KNOW...
Dannii: ..........*seductive emoticon* I'm going to be lonely in my
bed tomorrow.
Rylee: ....YOU MAY BE LONELY IN YOUR BED, BUT I'LL BE LONELY IN MY ROOM
Rylee: ...NOW HOW DOES THAT MIX?
Before you say it - we already know we're deranged weirdos.

Rylee: HUNGRY YOU SAY?
Rylee: WELLL, I'LL SHOVE HALF OF MY SUB THROUGH THE COMPUTER SCREEN
Rylee: AT LEAST HUNGER'S NOT AS BAD AS HAVING TO PEE
Dannii: ....TRUE.
Dannii: MY HUNGER WILL BE GONE IN LIKE 5 MINUTES
Dannii: THEN I'LL STARVE FOR LIKE HOURS AND WAKE UP WITH AN ACHING
STOMACH WHICH WILL VANISH WHEN I GET ON THE COMPUTER - WHAT AN
EFFECTIVE WAY TO SLIM!
Rylee: WE CAN TELL ALL THOSE TEENAGERS IN HIGH SCHOOL TO STOP
BEING ANOREXIC
Dannii: LAPTOPS = THE NEW SLIMEASY PRODUCT
Rylee: "OH GOLLY GRANDPA ISNT THAT SWELL?"
Rylee: OH MY GOD! XD
Rylee: WOW
Rylee: I JUST LOL'D XD
Dannii: ME TOO XD ROFLLL AHHH *shaking with laughter*
Rylee: I IMAGINED THAT IN A HICK VOICE WITH SOME FAT GUY IN OVERALLS
SCRATCHING HIS BUM, "OH GOLLY GEE GRAND-PAAAAA, ISN'T THAT JUSSST-A-
SWELLL?"
Dannii: OMG
Dannii: RY
Dannii: SHUT
Dannii: UP
Dannii: I NEARLY WOKE MY SISTER
Obviously she nearly woke her sister from shaking with laughter. XD

Rylee: NEW WORD MAKER OF THE YEAR = ALEX
Rylee: FOR HER AWARD WINNING WORD,
Rylee: "AEJROEHAOPI E"
...Yup, yup, Alexxie has a tendency to "make new words."

Rylee: DON'T SAY "YESSSS"
Rylee: YOU SOUND LIKE A HOMOSEXUAL SNAKE DAHHHLING
Rylee: HOW RAVISHING
Alex: ..................
Dannii: oh my god
Dannii: RYLEE
Dannii: SHUT UP
Dannii: I'M LOLING

Rylee: THE MORE YOU LAUGH THE MORE YOUR BLADDER'S ANTI-RESISTANT NO
PEE-PEE THING WEARS OUT XD
...I know, not funny, I just like being weird. ;D

Alex: WHAT IS ONE THING YOU HATE? >=D
Rylee: YOU
Alex: THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT XD
Rylee: KIDDDING XD I HATE...
Rylee: MEAN PEOPLESS ;(
Dannii: I HATEEEEEE...
Dannii: RYLEE WHEN SHE'S BELOW 5 OUT OF 10 IN BED.
Rylee: ...BUT THAT NEVER HAPPENS DAHHHLING, SO HOW CAN YOU HATE IT?
Dannii: ....TRUE.
Dannii: You're always top notch.
...Yeahhhh, can you tell we're whack jobs or is it unobvious?

Alex: I'M THE TYPO QUEEN
Alex: REMEMBER?
Rylee: NO
Rylee: YOU'RE A DRAG QUEEEN
...Unfunny, possibly, but like I said - I love being weird. ;D

Alex: *kills your DP*
Rylee: :O OMGZZZZZZZZZZ
Rylee: YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
Rylee: ..WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PLAN A FUNERAL DXX
Rylee: ...your FUNERAL >: O
...Don't worry, she revived my display picture later. xD

Erin: friend is sleeping
Erin: over
Rylee: (I missed the "over" part at first.) lool sleeping? WHO SLEEPS?
*sips coffee and jitters*

Rylee: I ALWAYS TEND TO LIKE THE CHARACTER EVERYONE LIKES LEAST XD
Dannii: RY
Dannii: ROFL
Alex: IF YOU LIKED HP
Alex: YOU'D PROLLY LIKE VOLDEMORT
Dannii: HEY, I LIKE VOLDYMORT!
Alex: ....OH.
Alex: WELL.
Dannii: NO, I DON'T XD
Rylee: WELL WHY NOT? HE'S SEXXIE, HE'S GOOD IN BED, HE'S...*STOPS*

Alex: OMG
Alex: I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING
Rylee: ...YOU REMEMBERED THAT YOU HAVE BAD MEMORY?
Rylee: *BOO BOO SHHH* *SOUND OF DRUMS AFTER A TERRIBLE PUN*

Alex: IT WAS THIS QUOTE BEFORE THE HP7 BOOK CAME OUT (SORRY RYLEE,
BUT THIS IS FUNNEH)
Alex: "I WANT IT THICK AND LONG, AND I WANT IT TO LAST ALL THROUGH
THE NIGHT!"
Dannii: SOUNDS LIKE ME AND RYLEE
Rylee: *at almost the exact same time Dannii says it* ...SOUNDS
LIKE THE WAY DANNII AND I DO IT

Alex: LMAO I JUST IMAGINED SPYING ON YOU TWO...AND SEEING
SOMETHING BAD.
Rylee: ROFLLLLLL
Rylee: YES
Alex: LMFAO.....*HITS HEAD*
Rylee: SOMETHING VERY, very BAD
Rylee (as) Alex: *PEEKS IN THROUGH WINDOW*
Rylee (as) Alex: ...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! FIPRUGR8TRY
Rylee (as) DANNII&RYLEE: ...*LOOK UP FROM GAME OF CARDS*
Lol, can you tell I love doing those imaginary little skit things? ^^;

Dannii: RYLEE AND I DO IT WHENEVER WE FEEL LIKE IT - EVEN IN PUBLIC
Alex: ARE YOU DOING IT NOW?
Dannii: ...YES.
Dannii: YES WE ARE.
Rylee: ...IF WE ARE, I'M NOT AWARE OF IT.

Rylee: I LOL'D XD
Rylee: I CRACK MYSELF UP
Dannii: IM WHEEZING WITH LAUGHTER XD
Rylee: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *LAUGHS HARDER*
Dannii: I THINK I JUST PEED MYSELF
Dannii: NO, I DIDN'T
Dannii: THANK GOD

Dannii: NO ONE BUT RYLEE HAS MY SENSE OF HUMOUR.
Alex: LMFAO NO...WELL...I DO...........WELL NOT REALLY BUT I GET
IT A LOT
Alex: PEOPLE AT MY SCHOOL
Alex: ACT A LOT LIKE YOU TWO. XD
Alex: SO I'M USED TO IT.
Rylee: LMFAO THEY'RE POSEURS
Rylee: THEY COPY US 'CUZ WE SO KEWL. 8)

Alex: Y'KNOW
Alex: I NEVER HAD THOSE...
Alex: HEALTH EDUCATION CLASSES OR WHATEVER
Rylee: Why not? :O
Dannii: ..RYLEE AND I CAN TUTOR YOU
Dannii: WITH PHSYICAL DEMONSTRATIONS ;)

Dannii: EVERYBODY
Dannii: SHUT UP!
Dannii: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Alex: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Rylee: *SILENCE*
Alex: ......
Rylee: *CRICKETS*
Alex: *SILENCEEEEEEE*
Dannii: SHUT UP BEFORE I EAT YOU, MORONS
Alex: *IS DEADLY* WHY SO SERIOUS?!
Rylee: ...SO WHAT ABOUT THAT GAME OF CARDS, DANNII?
Dannii: ................................SURE THING, HONEH <3
...Brownie points to anyone who can figure out what quote Alex
was reffering to. Also even more brownie points for you to figure out
WHAT Dannii and I were reffering to. ;) I know, heard it before - we're
total freaks.

Dannii: ...WOW, I'M SURPRISED I'M NOT KNACKERED ALREADY...
Dannii: I MEAN, TIRED.
Rylee: LOL DON'T WORRY, MY FRIEND KIRA ALWAYS USES THAT WORD AND I'M NOT
STUPID SO I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
Rylee: ...SCRATCH THE I'M NOT STUPID PART
Dannii: ROFLLLLLLLLL
Dannii: ...WAIT...WHERE DOES KIRA LOVE?
Lol, she ment "live", obviously ^^

Warning: Might not want to read this conversation if you're under
the age of 12-13. I doubt you'd know what it means if you were that
young but anyway...just a warning.
Juliet: ...AND WE RIDE LLAMAS XD HORSES ARE OVER-RATED
Rylee: LLAMAS ;O
Rylee: I want to ride a llama...
Rylee: or an emu...
Rylee [as] Juliet: I want to ride Hiei *cough*
Juliet: LMFAO
Juliet: LMFAO
Juliet: AHHH XD
Juliet [as] Hiei: o_q'
Rylee: Lmfao! ;o why the exasperated look? XD
Juliet [as] Hiei: ....Because that was uncalled for.
Juliet: XDDDDDDDDD *is dying of laughter*

Rylee: *is getting dressed back into clothes*
Rylee: ....*COVERS CAMERAS*
Dannii: ...
Dannii: *UNCOVERS CAMERAS*
Rylee: *throws water on cameras* >: D
Dannii: ...
Dannii: *hides under your bed and watches*
Rylee: *vacuums under bed* >: D
Dannii: ...EUISDHGURIHT *DIVES AWAY*
Rylee: HAHAHAHA
Rylee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA *MANIACAL LAUGH*
Rylee: I WILL BE TEH EVIL VACUUM MONSTER >: 3
Dannii: *hangs from the ceiling and watches* >:3
Rylee: *gets broom and whacks down* >: 333
Dannii: ...SAKJFHEKJTH *SPLAT*
Dannii: ...*climbs into your bed and watches*
Rylee: LMFAO OKAY OKAY XD
Rylee: ..*paranoid look back at bed*
Rylee: ...Y'KNOW,
Rylee: THAT'S CREEPY X3
Dannii: ...WHAR? (It means "what" x3)
Rylee: AS I WAS CHANGING I KEPT GLANCING BACK ON MY BED EXPECTING TO
SEE YOU THERE WITH A SEDUCTIVE GRIN
Rylee: SO I WAS LIKE "...DX OH DEAR"

Kira: EVIL PIGEONS SHALL HAVE THEIR REIGN AGAIN! EVIL TOWEL AND
ONIONREVILHA UNITED!
...Don't even ask. It's an inside thing. XD'

Ashlie: And so it is that Dani, Rylee, Meghan and me are
indeed, quadruplets O_O

Lily: Ha ha. Rylee is a nut, she has a rubber butt, and every time
she turns around it goes put put. Rylee is a loser, she also is a boozer.
Ah yes, Lily's infamous song for me...

Rylee: HOW AHZ JOU? RAVISHING RIGHT?
Callie: ...RAVISHING IN BED :D
Rylee: ...I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT

*Making fun of Lily's "so we fed the fries seagulls" comment*
Rylee: Look Lily, they're selling worms. Let's buy some so we can
feed seagulls to them.

Rylee: *swimming away from Alyssa, who is trying to throw mud
at her* YOU'LL NEVER GET ME LUCKY CHARMS!! You won't get this unless you've seen the commercial advertising
for the cereal. xD

Rylee: You know me dahhling, I'm always as sharp as a...pointy
stick...<3

*Talking about the "Kid's Area" place on Dannii's site Petz Mall*
Dannii: *responding to me* ...THAT'S WHY THE KIDS GO THERE
Rylee: LMFAO MMKAY :D
Rylee: I COULD JUST IMAGINE THOUGH
Rylee: THIS WOULD BE MICHAEL JACKSON'S FIRST STOP WHEN HE ENTERED
Rylee: *COUGH*

Dannii: AHAHAHAHA.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A....
Rylee: ...WHY AM I LAUGHING?
Rylee: ..................I WAS GONNA ASK you THAT?

Rylee: LMFAO OMFGGGGGG XD
Dannii: WHAR (it means "What")
Rylee: I WAS SINGING BURNIN' UP SILENTLY TO MYSELF AND I ACCIDENTALLY
WENT "I'M HOT...YOU'RE COD..."
Yes, I accidentally named a type of fish when I was singing.

Alyssa: *getting irritated with the kids* Shtop!
Rylee: What are you, German?

Alyssa: *Getting ready to make her bed, says to Mattison* Go screw
yourself - I'll do my bed.

Rylee: I eyeballs
Ahaha...yeah...guess for yourself what that means.

Mikayla: RYLEE IS DEAD
Mikayla: SHE NEEDS WEED FOR ETERNAL LIFE DX
...Don't ask.

Alyssa: Wow, look at the moon!
Mattison: *does so* Oh geez, that's a nice moon.
Ahaha, you'd have to have been there to find that funny.

Mattison: *falls off swing as Alyssa and Rylee are running back
to trailer; on the playground in pitch black darkness*
Rylee&Alyssa: *hear Mattison crying, go back to find a very small crowd
of kids surrounding Mattison*
One of the girls: *about Mattison, in a fearful voice*...What is that?
Ahaha, Alyssa and I laughed so hard about this. You'd have to
have been there. The girl said it as in Mattison was an alien creature
to be scared of. (Which she basically is...hehe.)

One of girls at playground: I don't want to fall off and go
into the forest and get bitten by fire ants.
Her brother: Forest? THERE'S ONLY one TREE THERE!

Mom: People say "beauty on the inside is what counts," but I think
that's a load of crap. People always look at the outside before they
take the time to see the inside.
Rylee: ...Mom, you're ruining every ugly person's dream right there.

Rylee: What is that?
Alyssa: ...What is what?
Rylee: ...Oh my god...
Aha, I was reffering to an inside joke thing. Look at the
conversation a little above.

*Alyssa, doing same thing to me*
Alyssa: What is that?
Rylee: *forgetting the "inside joke" thing* I dunno

Alyssa: *snags some of my Sunchips when I'm off guard*
Rylee: *sees Alyssa eating some of my chips, shrugs* Eh. I don't
care anyways. I'm getting sort of sick of eating them.
Alyssa: So can I eat the rest of them then?
Rylee: ...No.

Dad: I got into this fight in Kindergarden...
Rylee: ...What, did he steal your animal crackers?
Alyssa: ...*burst out laughing*

Rylee: SCHOOL CAN KISS MY
Rylee: ARTHRITIS.

Rylee: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HOPE YOU DIDN'T DIRTY
ANOTHER SHIRT SPITTING YOUR JUICE ONTO IT LAUGHING
Rylee: ....Y'KNOW WHAT
Dannii: NO
Rylee: I JUST REALIZED
Rylee: ROFLLLLL
Rylee: THAT SOUNDED
Rylee: VERYYYY AKWARD
Rylee: NEVERMIND
Dannii: .........
Dannii: ...............OMG.
Rylee: JUST NEVERMIND
Dannii: *does super-long ROFL*
Rylee: SORREH DX
Dannii: LMFAOOO IT'S OKAY
Dannii: *LAUGHING*

Rylee: I WILL GO LAY IN BEDDD
Rylee: BYEEEEEEEE
Callie: WAIT
Callie: CAN I JOIN YOU? V^

Callie: PARTY TIME
Rylee: RAPING PARTAY
Callie: YOU GET DANNII
Callie: DANNII WILL GET ME
Callie: AND I WILL GET YOU
Callie: MWAHAHAHHAHA
Rylee: LOL IS IT ALRIGHT IF I INVITE SOME MORE FRIENDS?
Callie: YES
Callie: HOW MANY
Callie: AND WHO WILL THEY GET?
Rylee: KIRAKIRACHAN, JULIET, JEHSS...HMM YES QUITE
Rylee: UMMMM
Rylee: CARDBOARD CUTOUTS OF OURSELVES
Callie: I DON'T KNOW THEM
Callie: THEY CAN'T RAPE ME
Rylee: ....THAT'S THE FUN IN IT! =D

Rylee: ......................................................
Dannii: ...................................................YOU
OWE ME AN EXTRA 10 ROUNDS IN BED TONIGHT.
Dannii: : <
Rylee: ..................................WHO WANTS PANCAKES?
Dannii: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dannii: ME
Rylee: ...and you owe meee...
Rylee: 3 cents
Dannii: ...ROFL
Dannii: .....WAIT
Dannii: HOW CAN I GIVE YOU 2 CENTS!? I'M Scottish!!
Rylee: ...I'll take the 2 cents in a check please

Dannii: ..AH BRB MY COMPUTER IS SCREWING ITSELF....
Rylee: ....Wow
Rylee: That computer sure is sexually active...
Dannii: .....YES.
Dannii: ROFLLLLLLLLLLL GODDD

Rylee: OUR ONE METHOD OF BRINGING LIAM DOWN IS TO ATTACK
HIM ALL AT ONCE
Rylee: OR OR OR
Rylee: (A SEAL!)
Rylee: LURE HIM IN WITH PROMISES OF SEXUAL DELIGHTS *COUGH*
Dannii: ...THAT'D PROBABLY WORK...SPIIIIKE, GO SEDUCE LIAM!!
Dannii (as) Spike: ............o__________________________o
Rylee: INUYASHA
Rylee: GO SEDUCE THAT TREE OVER THERE
Rylee (as) TREE: ...O BABY *RAISES EYEBROWS SEDUCTIVELY*
Dannii: ..LMFAOOOOOOOO OH MY GODDD
Rylee: ACTUALLY NO NO
Rylee: IT'D BE "RAISES LEAVES SEDUCTIVELY"
Dannii (as) Spike: INU-MORON DON'T YOU DARE CHEAT ON ME!
Dannii: ...THAT
Dannii: SOUNDS WRONG
Dannii: ....LEAVES AT WHICH PART?
Rylee (as) INUYASHA: LOOK SPIKE
Rylee (as) INUYASHA: THIS RELATIONSHIP ISN'T WORKING. WE
SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE - ER- TREES
Rylee: *to Dannii's above comment* ....YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW?
Dannii: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!
Dannii (as) Spike: SPIKE: ....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! DX
Dannii (as) Spike: SPIKE: THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU! DX
Rylee (as) INUYASHA: OH WHO ISS SSILLY GOOSE?!
*WAVES HAND GAYLY*
Dannii (as) SPIKE: YOU SWORE YOU LOVED ME...*SOB*
Rylee (as) INUYASHA: WELL....LOVE IS A TWO WAY ROAD...
ACTUALLY THREE
Rylee (as) INUYASHA: YOU CAN BE STRAIGHT, BENT, OR TREESEXUAL...

Rylee: *reffering to a guy Leanne was sort of in a spat
with* I hope that guy dosen't come stalking you at night
Rylee: I'd lock your bedroom door
Leanne: That guy will be Danielle stalkin' me
Leanne: You know she neva gives up

Rylee: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL GOD
Rylee: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO ROB THE BANK OF MARMALADE
Dannii: .......HOW DID YOU KNOW? T.T;
Rylee: ...I WATCH YOU...*COUGH* I MEAN

Rylee: OH NOESSSSSSS
Rylee: DANNII'S BECOME A WILD ANIMAL
Rylee: A SEXPOT
Rylee: *COUGH*

Rylee: ROFLLLLLLLLLL >: DDD
Dannii: D: WHARRRR
Dannii: *scared* D:
Rylee: DON'T WORRY
Rylee: I DIDN'T LEAVE A BOMB IN YOUR TOILET
Rylee: ....JUST DON'T LOOK UNDER YOUR BED D:

Rylee: OH WOW
Rylee: THIS IS JUST JOLLY WONDERFUL
Rylee: *SMACKS IFRAME* DX
Dannii: ...DX
Rylee: *gives Dannii URL to PD* ROFL
Rylee: LOOK AT IT
Rylee: FLOATING
Dannii: *click*
Rylee: REVENGE OF THE FLOATING IFRAMES

Rylee: ...OH MY
Rylee: O HEAVENS TO BETSY
Rylee: (DON'T MIND ME. I IS RETAWDED)
...And it's true.

Dannii: ......WHAT NEWS OF THY STRANGE WORLD THAT THOU
DOTH INHABIT?
Rylee: *SHRUGS*
Dannii: ...SHRUG AT ME NOT, THY COMMON FOOL!
Dannii: ...*LOLS*
Rylee: ...I'M SORRY M'LORD, I'M NOTHING BUT A DIRTY PEASANT
WHO BURDENS YOU
Dannii: ...'TIS GOOD NEWS THAT A COMMON FOOL SUCH AS THOU ONE
HAT DOTH STAND BEFORE ME ADMITS SUCH A TERRIBLE SHAME
OF THYSELF.
Rylee: O MY LORD
Rylee: ....AMAZINGGGGGGG GRACEEEEEEE...HOW SWEEEET, THE SOUNDDDDDD
Rylee: *BREAKS INTO RANDOM SONG*
Dannii: ...*LOLSSSS*
Dannii: SILENCE THY FOUL TONGUE, O COMMON PEASANT!
Rylee: *LOOKS AT DANNII* AND WHAT SHALT BE THE PUNISHMENT
FOR DISOBEYMENT?
Dannii: THY PUNISHMENT SHALT BE...
Dannii: ....THE CUTTING OF THY MAIDENHEAD.
...If you don't know what that means, go look it up.

Dannii: ...NOW, THY FOOLISH PEASANT
Dannii: REMOVE THY COMMON GARMENTS THAT HATH BEEN BESTOWED
UPON YOUR UNWORTHY BACK, AND TAKE THY STEPS INTO THY BEDROOM
...That Dannii is one crazy fool.

Rylee *as a sheep*: WALLOPING WEBSNAPPERS! BLAST IT! THEY'RE
ON TO US DANNII!
Dannii: ...LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Rylee *as a snail*: IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS I WOULD
HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO!!
Rylee *as a sheep*: JUSTICE PREVAILS ONCE AGAIN
Rylee *as a sheep*: *HERO MUSIC PLAYS*

Rylee: MEOW MEOW MEOW, DOWN IN DA HOOD, I WAS SITTIN THERE
WAGGING MAH TAIL, DOIN' WHAT I SHOULD THEN THESE ALLEY CATS
CAME ALONG, DRESSED IN BLING BLING, I MENTALLY
CALLED 911, RING RING! MEOW MEOW MEOWWW

Dannii: LISTEN TO US....
Dannii: WE'RE LIKE SITTING HERE ALL SADDDD <3
Rylee: ROFLLLLLLL WE SOUND LIKE SAD LITTLE MY LITTLE PONIESSS <3

Rylee: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SITTING HERE BEING SAD
AND SITTING
HERE GROSSING OURSELVES OUT WITH MENTAL SKETCHES
Dannii: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YESSSS
Rylee: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHEW, SUDDENELY THE
CONVERSATION GOT LIVELIER
Dannii: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 8DDD
Rylee (as) INUYASHA: SO DID THE ACTION IN HERE *CALLING
FROM BEDROOM*
...Unless you are me or Dannii, you probably wouldn't get this.

Callie: I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH THE BANANA.
Callie: I SO SMALLISH XD
Rylee: I BET HE'S LONELY
Callie: SUUUUUURE
Callie: MAYBE YOU JUST WANT HIM
Callie: IN BED
Rylee: ...YOU FOUND ME OUT
Callie: OH MY
Callie: WHAT WILL YOUR CHILDREN LOOK LIKE?
Rylee: ...WE'LL HAVE TO FIND THAT OUT
Callie: OH DEAR
Callie: MY MOM JUST ATE HIM D:
Rylee: TELL YOUR MOM
Rylee: THAT WAS MY FUTURE HUSBAND D:

Callie: SEE YOU TOMORROW
Callie: ON THE WEBBYCAM
Callie: WITH YOUR HAMHAM
Callie: I'LL BRING MY IMAGINARY ONE
Rylee: OKAIIISSS =D
Rylee: MAKE SURE SHE'S EYE CANDY
Callie: AND THEY CAN HAVE SEX (SORRY)
Rylee: ROFLLLLL
Rylee: WOW
Callie: COULD NOT RESIST
Rylee: HAMSTER SEX...THAT'S QUITE...ENTERTAINING
Callie: SOUNDS...
Callie: COMPLEX
Rylee: ROFLLL I GUESS
Callie: ESPECIALLY OVER COMPUTER
Rylee: ...HAMSTER CYBER SEX

Callie: YOU ARE A GREAT FRIEND. LET'S GO SAY HI TO DR.PHIL
Rylee: ...OKAIS!!!
Rylee: *GETS IN THE BACK OF YOUR CAR*
Rylee: ARE WE GOING YET?

Callie: ...JERK
Callie: I MEAN
Callie: FRIEND
Rylee: ...I'M APALLED AT YOUR STRONG CHOICE OF WORDS

Dannii (as): SPIKE: ....[102] (emoticon dosen't show up.)
Rylee: 102
Rylee: WHAT A DROP DEAD SEXXEH NUMBER
Rylee (as) INUYASHA: LAY IT ON MEH HONEH *SETS DOWN PURSE*
Rylee: ...*CRACKS UP*
Dannii: ....LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Rylee: GRAB YOUR SPIDER EXTINCTION EQUIPMENT
Kira: HOLY MACARONI CHEESECAKES
Kira: GET THE FEBREEZE
Kira: LET LIGHT IN
Rylee: ROFLLLLLLLL
Rylee: YESSS
Rylee: FEBREEZE ATTTTTTTTTACKKKKKKKKK
Kira: (sound of febreeze) PHSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
FSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Rylee (as) SPIDERS: NUUUUUUU DX
Rylee (as) SPIDERS: LLLLLLLLLEHH...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLHHHHHHHH
....Yeah, we know we're cool.

Merceddes: *acting really hyper*
Rylee: ...Merceddes, what are you high on?
Merceddes: *big insane grin* Pixisticks!

Alyssa: *talking about a bunch of preppy girly girls standing
around with cellphones*
Alyssa: *doing a mock imitation of them* Like, oh my gosh,
I'm going to text message you even though you're standing right beside me!

Alyssa: *makes weird "drunk" tired face*
Rylee: I wouldn't make that face if I were you, you look
drugged up
Rylee: And I think Mom would be a little worried :o

Rylee: It's like
Rylee: THIS ROLLER COASTER THINGY THAT JUST GOES IN A
STRAIGHT HOOP X3
Dannii: ...A STRAIGHT HOOP?
Rylee: WELL
Dannii: *LOLS* A STRAIGHT HOOP...
Rylee: SHUSH
Dannii: *LOLSSSSS*
Rylee: *LOLS* SHUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH XD
Dannii: NEVAR *LOLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
Dannii: A STRAIGHT HOOP...GOD, I WANT TO SEE THAT!

Rylee: *Talking, random emoticon appears in her sentence*
Rylee: ...Oh my
Rylee: That emoticon snuck in on me
Rylee: *Slaps emoticon*
....EVILLLL emoticons!

Rylee: If you were here we could like, giggle over boys and
PUT ON NAILPOLISH AT THE SAME TIME! OH EM GEE!

Dannii: ......NOOO JACK, I'LL NEVER LET GO D":
Rylee: .....*wakes up*
Rylee: Damn right you won't or I'll mess yo shhttt up man
Rylee: ....*faint again*

Rylee: INTRODUCING NEW MAGICLEAN DISHWASHING DETERGENT
Rylee: *Looks at bottle*
Rylee: .. :? *...opens and swallows contents* ...!!!!!!!!
Rylee: ...WANT SOME?
Rylee: EXTRA FLAVOUR
Dannii: ...NAHHH.
Rylee: *looks at sign that says "Toxic" on bottle* HMM...
Rylee: WHAT A STRANGE SIGN
Rylee: OH WELL
Rylee: *DRINKS*

Dannii: ........"*RUBS CHEEKS BETTER*"---- WAIT, DID YOU
MEAN YOUR FACIAL CHEEKS--?

Rylee: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SEND ME A BOMB OR SOMETHING
Dannii: ....ROFLLLLLLLLLL
Dannii: OF COURSE
Rylee: BUT THAT WAS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT SCENARIO THAN
I EXPECTED
Dannii: AN INTERNET BOMB.
Rylee: RANTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYZERZ
Dannii: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Dannii: THEY'RE...
Dannii: ...NOT EXACTLY rants, BUT SIMILAR.
Rylee: *OPENS AND PRAYS THAT THERE ISN'T A RANT ABOUT
MY PERFORMANCE IN BED LAST NIGHT*

Rylee: *Writes "silly goose" on forehead*
Dani: Yaay it's official!
Rylee: YESS >: D
Rylee: Want one?
Dani: Yes pwease!
Dani: *Writes "silly goose" on forehead* yay!
Rylee: NOW YOU'VE WENT THROUGH THE OFFICIAL INITIATION
Rylee: OF THE SILLY GOOSE SOCIETY

Rylee: I JUST HAD THE BEST DAY AT SCHOOL.
Rylee: IT WAS SOOO EXCITING
Rylee: WE DID
Rylee: ...ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Dannii: YOU HAVE THE MEMORY SPAN OF A GOLDFISH
Rylee: 3 seconds
Rylee: OH MY GAWD
Rylee: ...WAIT...
Rylee: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
Dannii: ...*LOLS*
Rylee: WHERE AM I?
Rylee: ...*LOOKS DOWN* AND WHY AM I NEKKID? o_O
Dannii: .......>: D CUZ I MADE YOU THAT WAY.

Rylee: IF I DON'T I'MMA MURDER THEM IN THEIR SLEEP
WITH A SPOON...

Rylee: ...SOOOOOOO
Rylee: FED THE COWS SOME OATS TODAY?
Dannii: ........WAIT.......
Dannii: .....................WHAT?
Dannii: ...*LOLS*
...The utter randomness of it.

Dani: My power..IT'S RETURNING!!!
Dani: Feeling...STRONGER!!
Rylee: ...WHOOOOOOOOOOOOTZERZ!
Dani: Lawl >;D
Dani: I'll make that layout 3 times better now! >=D
Rylee: AH NOES
Rylee: IT'S THE DANI MONSTER
Rylee: NO WAIT
Rylee: DANI THE HULK
Rylee: catrape *thinking of an emoticon in MSN*
Rylee: OOPS
Dani: ...DANI THE CAT RAPER!

Dani: I'll be like Power Rangers on steroids >: D

Dani: Should I rename Tibber?
Rylee: Why?
Rylee: To something with "Near" in it? XD
Dani: Aha shut up! XD
...Aha, if you knew Dani, you'd know of her little
obsession with the anime character Near...^-^

Rylee: Send one of those cookies over the border
Dani: Lawl..I will >=D
Rylee: It should be flying over right about....now
*falls back as flying cookie hits me in the head* Omg, dangerous
weapon ;o cookie numchucks

Dani: I have a sore throat today T.T
Rylee: Ahaha, welcome to the clubbbb
Dani: There's a club?!
Rylee: YESSSS
Rylee: I just signed up about...3 days ago!
Dani: *signs up* Yaaay! I'm a part of something important!

My Math Teacher: No cheating.
My Math Teacher: ..Unless it's in favour of me. :D

Rylee: I'm gonna go beat up the kids till they give me
them (my headphones.)
Rylee: Nah just kidding *cough*
Rylee: I'll steal their candy though
Leanne: Don't be too soft on 'em mind
Rylee: Rofl, your idea of soft would probably be giving
them the whip.
Leanne: ...Of course!!

Rylee: *NESTLES SELF INTO YOUR LIVER*
Rylee: Ahhh...COMFY
Dannii: ...D:
Rylee: OKAY THEN...
Rylee: *MOVES TO YOUR SPINE*
Rylee: HUMPSPINE 8D
Rylee: ...*LOLS*
Dannii: ...*LOLS*
Dannii: ...*SPINE BREAKS*
Dannii: ;_; *DIES*
Rylee: ....NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
Rylee: *at first makes it sound like she's talking to Dannii,
but then...* ...WHY DID IT HAVE TO ENDDD THIS WAYYYYYYYYY!
*LOOKS AT COOKIE THAT FELL ON FLOOR* ...D:!

Dannii: *hides face and inserts self in your lungs*
Rylee: AHHHHHHHH NUUUU!
Rylee: I SPENT HOURS CONSTRUCTING THOSE LUNGS
Rylee: FROM PAPER MACHE
...The ultimate randomness of it. *shaking of head*

Rylee: Lol sounded like...fun XD I wish I was there. I
woulda chucked corn at random people and spiked the punch.

Amber: Lol, no, I threw punch over somebody there but
I ran like mad... he never knew it was me!!!
Rylee: BADDD GIRL xD
Rylee: You so rebelll
...Apparently EVERYONE is a rebel to me now, haha.

Leanne: OH YES YES YES YES
Rylee: ...Leanneee, now isn't the time to be practicing
your sexual satisfaction call
Leanne: >=] OHHH YESYESYESYES IT IS!

Leanne: OH YES YES YES YES!
Rylee: ...ROFLLLLLLLL
Dannii: LOL
Dannii: OMG LEANNE
Dannii: I KNOW YOU WANT ME, BUT...
Rylee: ...LEANNE'S HAVING SEXUAL CONTACT WITH HERSELF.

Leanne: I'mma slappeh slappeh both yah a**es
Rylee: LEANNE
Rylee: I KNOW I'M ATTRACTIVE
Rylee: BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO BE SPANKING ME ON THE REAR END NOW
Dannii: ...LEANNE
Dannii: YOU CAN SLAP ME ANYTIME

Dannii: ....*SEES FULL MOON*
Dannii: ............MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Dannii: I MEAN
Dannii: AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Rylee: ...DANNI THE WERECOW!!!

Rylee: *reffering to PD* IT HAS TO BE NUMBER 1
AGAIN BEFORE I CELEBRATE
Dani: we will SO have a party WHEN that happens!
Rylee: ...I'll bring the booze
Rylee: No no kidding >: D
Dani: *cough* sure XD
Rylee: Are you doubting my intentions? XD
Dani: ......nooo?
Rylee: ...You ARE!
Rylee: IT'S ON
Rylee: *"Everybody wants Kung Fu fighting" theme
starts playing*
Dani: *karate chop* oooowwwwwWAAAAAA!!!!!
Rylee: *Matrix*
Dani: LMAO

Rylee: *Reveals PISTOL guns in two hands* >: D
Rylee: WHERE YA GONNA GO NOW
Dani: *flips away into.....SPAAACE!*
Rylee: OH MY GOD
Rylee: Dani defied the laws of gravity!
Dani: No physical laws apply to DANI THE POWER
RANGER ON STEROIDS!!

Dani: I'll be back in two shakes of a lamb's tail..
must-fold-laundry
Rylee: ...*grabs a lamb*
Dani: Poor lamb.....
Rylee: ...Heyyy! I'm not -THAT- evil!
Rylee: ...*cough*

Dani: *bends back screaming and drooling*
Rylee: ...OMFG
Rylee: Dani's posessed!
Rylee: A DEMON'S IN HER
Dani: *talks in 3 different voices* DELETE LAMB!
Rylee: Omg!!
Rylee: AND SHE DEVELOPED NEW VOCAL CORDS

Dannii: *noms your sausage*
Dannii: I MEANT
Dannii: HEAD
Dannii: I MEANT TO SAY HEAD
Dannii: GOD.

Rylee: :333
Dannii: :33333333333!
Rylee: :33333333333333
Rylee: OH
Rylee: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT NOW BATBETCH?
Rylee: I OUT :3'ED YOU

Dannii: ahahahaha
Dannii: AAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rylee: ...*WIPES BIT OF DROOL HANGING FROM DANNII'S CHIN*
Rylee: NOW NOW
Rylee: DON'T GET OVEREXCITED DEAR

Rylee: ...*admires potato chip bag*
Rylee: ......
Rylee: ...I'LL TAKE A POTATO CHIP
Rylee: ...and EAT it! *dramatic music*
Rylee: *Michael Jackson's Just Beat It starts playing randomly*
...Aha, only Death Note fans would get my reference.

Dani: Lol how was you delicious dinner! 8D
Rylee: ...Delicious!! 8D *thumbs up*

Ashton: *comes walking out with one blue shoe and one
green shoe on*
Mom: ...That's a sexy look you got going on there.
One blue shoe and one green shoe.

Tara: *talking about how we lost the soccer game* Well, in
my mind, I won but I lost but I tied.
Rylee: What the he-?
Rylee: ...Your mind is a strange place.
Tara: ...I know.

*talking about the Greyhound Bus incident in Winnipeg -
which is in Canada for all you people who don't bother to
learn your Geography, ha.*
Someone in my class: Hey? Did you hear about the Greyhound
bus guy thing? He decapitated the guy and started eating
his flesh and everything.
Hayden: ...He was probably a Chinese guy then.
...I know that's racist, but I couldn't help but laugh.

Rylee: *watches as Lily throws trash out into
trash can, waits until she is done*
Rylee: ...Why didn't you throw yourself in there?
Lily: ...Shut up!

Rylee: *watching girl run into bathroom frantically on
the movie Halloween*
Rylee: *thinking* What the heck? Why did she run into the
BATHROOM? Was she planning on saying "watch out, I'm armed
with a toothbrush" to Michael?

Lily: Hmm...I wonder where I could get a book published..
Rylee: Disneyworld.
Lily: ...What the heck! How the...
Rylee: ..Mickey Mouse could be your publisher. =]
...Yet another example of how retarded and random I am.

Lily: You're as thin as a bone!
Rylee: ...I'm as thin as a bone? I'm MADE of bones!

Science Teacher: Each time you drop something, it will return
to it's natural place.
Alex: ...So you mean if I took a pencil out of *insert
name here's* pencil case, it would float back up and go back
into his pencil case?

Science Teacher: *talking to a student who has to go to the
bathroom, reffering to how long it takes them to go to
the bathroom*...I hope you're not going to the washroom in Taipei.

Joel: *looking at his baby picture* Wow, I don't look much
different now than I did then.
Rylee: ...Except you're uglier now.

Rylee: THAT EMOTICON THINGY LOOKS LIKE A WALRUS
Dannii: ....LMFAOOOOOOOOO
Dannii: SO DOES YOUR FACE
Rylee: ....*LOLS*
Rylee: OOOH YOU BURNED ME
Dannii: OYES.
Rylee: MY FACE LOOKS LIKE A WALRUS...*LOLS SOME MORE*
Rylee: OH YEAH? WELLL
Rylee: YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A CHEESECAKE
Rylee: SO THERE
Dannii: ....CHEESECAKES ARE SEXY AND TASTY THOUGH.
Rylee: ....NOT IF THEY'RE COVERED IN BROCCOLIIII
Dannii: ....... BUT I'M NOT COVERED IN BROCCOLI.
Rylee: ...FINE THEN
Rylee: YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE AN EMU
Rylee: AN EMU'S BUTT, THAT IS
Rylee: ....OOOHH, SSSS *BURN*

Rylee: DON'T BE SAD
Rylee: GET GLADWARE
Rylee: ...YOU'LL NEVER GET ME GLADWARE!
Rylee: *RUN AWAY*
...Aha, let's see if you get the two references here. =]

Rylee: TODAY I PUT ON THESE SPIDERMAN GLASSES TYPE
THINGS THAT AIDEN GAVE TO ME
Rylee: AND I'M LIKE "...I LOOK PIMP, RIGHT?"
...Because I'm just so cool like that.

Rylee: HUHWHACHEESECAKE
Dannii: HUHWHAGETONTHEBEDSOICANCUTYOURMAIDENHEAD
Rylee: ...D: Y'KNOW...*SCRATCHES BACK OF HEAD*
Rylee: ...I BEEN WORKIN' ON THE FARM A LOT TODAY, AND
I'M REALLY TIRED OUT, SO I'D APPRECIATE NOT BEING A SEXUAL
EXPERIMENT FOR TODAY, CUZ, Y'KNOW...*SHRUGS*

Dannii: ...D:...DOESTHISMEANYOU'LLRPWITHME:'DDD
Rylee: ...MAYBEEEEEEEE...
Rylee: ...IF YOU USE ME FOR ANOTHER EXPERIMENT AGAIN
Rylee: ROFL OKAY OKAY
Dannii: ....V^ I WILL.
Rylee: ...ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL OKAII THEN >; D
Dannii: ...<3333333333333333333333333333333
Rylee: HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
Rylee: RYLEE PONY HAS A NEW BEDTIME TOY

Dani: But I DO have to vaccum..so brb
Rylee: Have fun doing your...vacuuming
Rylee: Make sure to bring me back a dust bunny <3
Dani: Phew..back XD
Rylee: ...Hiiii!
Dani: HEY!!!
Dani: That was an experience I'll never forget
Rylee: Lol oh em gee, were you attacked by an evil
rampage of dust bunnies?!
Dani: Oh em gee! Yes. Yes I was.
Rylee: ...Are you going to go in the Protection Against
Bloodthirsty Dust Bunny Service now? I would *shudders*
Dani: i AM the Protection Against Bloodthirsty Dust Bunny
Service! >=D EVER HAVE A NASTY BUNNY OF DUST? YOU KNOW WHO
TO CALL! DUST BUSTERS!!
Rylee: ..."GET YOUR BLOODTHIRSTY DUST BUNNY SERVICE
PROTECTION LICENSE NOW - from this one and only
infomercial! WARNING: THIS LICENSE DOES NOT PROTECT
AGAINST STDS OR ALIENS WANTING TO VAPOURIZE YOU
IN A CLOUD OF DUST." << Awh yeah. The ultimate
advertisement. Infomercial mixed with one of those other
commercial things advertising medication.

Dani: *leaps in air..FREEZE FRAME!* YEA!
Rylee: OMFG *pause, rewind, goes back to the freeze
frame moment* ...Was that something in my teeth?
Dani: >> So totally ew
Rylee: Eww I think it was a piece of...leftover
dust bunny...o.O *shudder* Anyway....YAYYYNESS for the
freeze frame moment. I love freeze frame moments.
Rylee: ...And cheesecake
Dani: Yay cheesecake!
Dani: ..And free things
Rylee: *Paris Hilton voice* Cheesecake is hot.

Rylee: *after Dannii came back* ....OH
Rylee: WELL.
Rylee: I THOUGHT YOU'D BEEN CARRIED AWAY BY AN ANGRY
RAMPAGE OF ELEPHANTS
Rylee: BUT YEAH
Rylee: ...YOU do LIVE IN AFRICA, DON'T YOU?
Dannii: ....*LOLS*
Rylee: WUTWUT YOU SAY? YOU DON'T? WELL WTF THEN
Dannii: ..*LOLS*
Rylee: I BE LIVIN' IN GREENLAND
Rylee: AND I TELL YOU A SECRET
Rylee: *LEANS IN AND WHISPERS*
Rylee: ...It's not really as green as they say...

Dani: Lol so yea..I like doing Near better than L
Dani: HAHA that sounded dirty
Rylee: AHA Dani you pervert ;O

Evan: You're a good singer Rylee >:]
Rylee: Wtf? o.O I'm guessing you saw YouTube
(well, obviously XD)
Evan: Hmm no Rylee.. I was outside your window >:]..
-.- How else xD?

Evan: GAY KEYBOARD D<
Rylee: ...OMFG IT'S A HOMOSEXUAL KEYBOARD!

Evan: <>< FISH
Rylee: ..Swim! 8D
Rylee: ...Sunglasses! chyeah 8)
Evan: 8] So gangsta
Rylee: *stares at Evan blankly* ...You mean...we're not
playing the game where you say one word and I say another
that reminds me of it? D:
Evan: XDDD
Rylee: ...Gangsta...grills!
Evan: Pie O_o
Rylee: ...Grilled pie? o.o

Evan: O_o I now know how to say female dog in Russian O.O
Rylee: well...well...I know my ABCs. D:
Evan: Well well.. <.<; Im GROWING A MUSTACHE >:]
Rylee: well...well...I'M GROWING PLANTS! in my garden...
and yes, I grow plants in Fall >; D

Evan: You're not an idiot O_o
Rylee: ...Lol you're the first person to say that! XD
Congrats...you're the winner of a new...LAPTOP >: D And
50 million dollars. Spend it wisely!
Evan: YAYAA XD
Rylee: ...Now, the laptop and the 50 million dollars
should arrive...in 90 years! Hang tight, 90 years will
fly before you know it!
Evan: <.< I'll be 105 O_O

Kira: *breadacnes*
Rylee: BREADACNES?
Rylee: BREAD HAS ACNE?
Rylee: OH MY GAWD
Rylee: I JUST HAD SOME THIS MORNING
Rylee: OH MYYYYY

Kira: HMM
Kira: WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOZING ME WITH?
Rylee: ...WELL, YOU KNOW
Rylee: THE USUAL
Rylee: SOME LSD AND SPEED
Rylee: COCAINE
Rylee: THROW IN SOME POT
Rylee: AND A SPRINKLE OF WHISKEY
Rylee: AND YOU'RE ALL SET

Kira: .. OMFG
Kira: And I have a whip
Rylee: ....V^ RAWR
Rylee: *coughs*
Kira: *cough splutter* Hmmm maybe a nice saddle
Kira: *COUGH* TO GO WITH THE WHIP ON MY HORSE
Rylee: ....*LOLS*
Rylee: WOWWW
Rylee: THAT WAS A MAGIC MOMENT RIGHT THERE

Rylee: Oh my god Dannii you should try new Herbal
Essences! IT'S LIKE SEX IN A BOTTLE!

Dannii: .....*LOLAGE* RYLEE, REMEMBER.....
Dannii: ....SILVER SAUCE
Dannii: *whisper* All over my body
Rylee: ....ALL OVER MY BODY
Dannii: ....
Rylee: ....HEYYYYYYYYYY
Dannii: ..MINDRAPER
Rylee: MINDRAPER
Dannii: ...............
Rylee: ...FRUE R09UTER08T
Dannii: WTF NO
Dannii: *LOLS*
...Yeahhh, Dannii and I seem to have a habit
of reading eachother's minds. And you don't even
want to KNOW what "silver sauce" is. Believe me.

Dani: YOU WILL!! YOU *deep voice* WIIIILLLLL
Rylee: OMFG! GOD?
Rylee: *LISTENS TO DEEP BOOMING VOICE*
Dani: *Thunder and lightening* RYLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Rylee: ...AUNT JEMIMAH?!
Rylee: *ducks under covers*
Dani: *SPRAYS SYRUP AND PANCAKES EVERYWHERE!!!*
Rylee: OH MY GOD IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE!!!!!11
Dani: Yes. The world will end in a pool of
pancakes, syrup and Rylees

Dani: RAAAWR!!!!!!!!
Dani: RAWR!!!
Dani: RAWR!
Dani: DANIDINO! ATTACK!!!
Dani: *eats Rylee*
Rylee: OH NUUUSSS!!!
Rylee: THIS WASN'T A GOOD DAY TO BE EATEN!
I STILL HAD SO MUCH TO DOOO D:
Rylee: *Bangs inside stomach* Let me out! Or I'll...I'll...
Rylee: ...I'LL HUFF
Rylee: AND I'LL PUFF
Rylee: AND I'LL CRAWLLLL MY WAY UP YOUR THROAT

Dani: *EXPLODES*
Dani: Oh no...Danidino's only weakness...YOU MADE
HER EXPLODE!!!
Rylee: ...BWAHAHA! >: D I KNEWWW IT!
Rylee: I AM INVINCIBLEEE!!
Dani: *dino steaks fall from sky*
Rylee: ...OMFG DINNER! <3
Rylee: *takes and greedily runs away with*
Rylee: *skips up and down the streets, mud caked
all over face and clothes, 40's style clothing and hat*
*sings in British accent* I am but a lonely orphannnn....
Dani: *gets hit with brick* haaa stupid ORPHAN!
Rylee: .......*picks up brick, rubbing head*
Rylee: ......*puts into old bag labeled "Food for
Orphan. Warning label: Keep out of reach of non-Orphans."

Rylee: AND YOU HAVE 8 MINUTES AND 7 SECONDS TO
LIVE IN A BLACK HOLE
Rylee: 8 MINUTES UNTIL YOU PASS THE HORIZON WHERE
YOU HAVE 7 SECONDS TO ENJOY LIFE BEFORE THE VERY
VERY STRONG FORCE OF GRAVITY PULLING YOU EVERY WHICH
WAY RIPS YOU APART. ENJOY!
Dannii: ..ROFLLLL
Rylee: *doing one of her little "sketches"* STEWARDESS: OKAY,
THIS ROCKETSHIP IS GOING TO PLUNGE INTO A SMALL BLACK HOLE
WHERE YOU HAVE LESS THAN 8 MINUTES AND 7 SECONDS TO LIVE.
SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE RIDE, FOLKS, AND DON'T FORGET TO COMMENT
AFTERWARDS ON WHAT IT FELT LIKE BEING TORN TO SHREDS ON THIS
THRILLING EXPERIENCE!

Rylee: .......
Rylee: ...........
Rylee: ............*GIANT METEOR RANDOMLY HITS EARTH*
OH MY GAWD!!1111DJU9D-00UERE R08EHJYUOFDNHUOHGRE7TJESUS
Rylee: WHAT A PERFECT DAY FOR A METEOR TO HIT EARTH
Rylee: AFTER I'D just SWITCHED TO GEICO
Rylee: *SHAKES HEAD*
Dannii: ..*LOLS*

Lily: When we're in college, we should get
a dorm room together and sneak animals in.
Rylee: Yeah, we could like, have lions and
seals, and even the Lochness monster. It could stay
in our bathroom. No one would ever know.
...That's right, NO ONEEE >:]

*On Halloween, Lily and I aren't dressed up*
Lily: I'm dressed up as a girl.
Rylee: ...I couldn't tell.
Lily: ....>.>
Ha, I was reffering to her being a boy just
to make her mad. :D Aren't I nice?

Mattison: Quinn, look in the mirror and see
how smart you are.
All: What the? That dosen't even make any sense!
Rylee: Yeah, it's like, you look in the mirror and
your IQ points magically appear in it.

Quinn: My uterus is doing awesome
Cole: ..Isn't that a female reproductive organ?

Rylee: ....WHO WANTS GREEN SOCKS?
Rylee (as) Sasy: *raises paw*
Ahaha, this is sort of an inside joke thing...it's
something to do with French, when one of the
sentences we had to translate was "the cat eats
green socks."

Rylee: Why don't you buy some of Alyssa's potion? =D
Cole: Lol
Rylee: Why not? The only side effect you'll
experience is death
Cole: Oh yeah sure
Cole: The ONLY thing
...Alyssa's "potion" for school was a concuction
of grape juice, ketchup, salt, coffee beans, etc. It
was REALLY gross.

Cole: Yeah, that teacher is really stupid. Like
she sent out a kid for typing on the keyboard
in class.
Rylee: ..I thought typing what you often did
in computer class. o.O
Cole: I thought so too...

*talking about random stuff*
Rylee: *continuing sentence* ...The floor would be gone.
Quinn: Well, we could use magic to float over it.
Rylee: ...Quinn, I don't think you need magic to
walk over dirt.
...'Cuz if the floor was gone, there'd be dirt. -_-

Aiden: Ashton nearly broke my eye out!
...Haha, cut him some slack, he's not
even four years old. <3

Aiden: *takes hood to costume off* *sigh*
My hair is tired....
Rylee: Your hair is tired? o.O
Aiden: Yes...
Rylee: ...Okay? o.O

Aiden: Me has a boat attached to my face!
...Ahaha, more silly antics by my little
brother Aiden. XD He dosen't know what he's saying...o.O

Rylee: YOU CHOOOOSEEE >:]
Dannii: ...NOOOO YOU LA
Rylee: I'M LA?
Rylee: I'M AN AMERICAN CITY?
Rylee: OKAY THEN

Dani: How was your day! =D
Rylee: ...EXCITING, DAHHHLIN
Rylee: We learned about circuits in Science
and measurements in Math! =D
Rylee: HOW MUCH MORE THRILLING CAN MY DAY BE THAN THAT?!!

Dani: LOL loooooser ;P
Rylee: SHHH! Leave me and my loserishness aloneee!
Dani: heeey, we're BOTH losers, remember??? XD
Rylee: Lol nurdypalz4eva
Dani: Woopwoop!
Rylee: WE HAVE GOLDEN CALCULATORS HANGING AROUND
OUR NECKS >: D
Dani: ;D you know it, babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Rylee: Twist and shout, twist and shout come on
come on come on baby nowwww, c'mon oh BABEH
*does the twist*
*waltzes through room*
Dani: *joins in doing the twist*
Rylee: AHHH I think I just twisted my ankle D:
Rylee: I KNOW WHAT WILL FIX IT
Rylee: *whips out Herbal Essences* >:3
Dani: *God's light shines down on bottle*
Dani: I bet Jesus uses Herbal Essences
Rylee: LMAO

Dani: i-r-o-n-y
Rylee: :O We're at a spelling bee
Rylee: S-P-E-L-L-E-I-N B-E
Rylee: =DD *so proud*
Dani: *highfive* congrats!
Rylee: Awwhh yeah :D *bows* Thank you, thank you
Rylee: I will accept the prize of *reads trophy*
The Biggest Loser Ever with honour! THANK YOU, I LOVE YOU ALL

Brian: Where's the planchette to your ouija board?
Rylee: I dunno, lost somewhere
Brian: *puts a sunchip on the board to use in substitution
as the planchette*
Rylee: ...Oh yeah, I'm sure a spirit will
transfer itself into the sunchip.

Mom: *opens present* *holds up item* Oh my goddd! I've been
wanting one of these!
Rylee&Alyssa: *both, at the exact same time, turn
around and look at eachother* ...Bloody Mary and Joseph!
...Haha, chances are only a couple people will get this.

Alyssa: Stop drinking my pepsi!
Brian: Well, mine's all the way out there!
*reffering to the kitchen*
Rylee: Oh, we wouldn't want to make you go through
hard labour to go up and get it or anything.

Dani: Lol you're a good scoldererer
Rylee: I KNOWW >: D
Rylee: I got a handbook from an infomerical on it *nodnod*
Dani: The greatest in North America

Dani: Dani Jr.
Dani: PERFECT.
Rylee: Dani Jr...how did you ever come up with
it? It's genius.

Rylee: Freddy Vs. Jason is awesome too >: D
FREDDY KICKS JASON'S AZZ
Dani: Freddy kicks Jason's ass
Rylee: Oh myyy! :O
Dani: XD WE'RE TWINS!
Rylee: OMFGGG

Rylee: And oh my...have you ever seen The Grudge?
That girl is FREAKY. Who knew someone with limp black hair
hanging in their face and freakishly wide eyes and
a freakishly wide mouth could be so creepy?
Dani: I know!
Dani: MEOW!!
Rylee: Oh my god, Dani turned into that freakishly
pale and sick looking chubby Japanese boy!
*bites nails in suspense*
Dani: *eats soul*
Rylee: :O YOU CAN'T DO THAT
Rylee: Not when I have my...
Rylee: PIKACHU TO PROTECT ME!
Rylee: Goooo PIKACHU! *throws pokeball, big flash*
Rylee: *fat toad emerges from seemingly magic ball*
Dani: *eats toads soul*
Rylee: Well...well...
Rylee: Not when I have my...
Rylee: BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON TO PROTECT ME
Rylee: OH YES
Dani: *eats blue eyes white dragon's soul* RAWR!!
Rylee: ....OH SHTTT o_o

*continuation of above*
Rylee: *turns and runs*
Dani: MUAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Dani: *explodes...* o.o
Rylee: ...O_O *turns back* ...What
Rylee: just happened? o.o
Rylee (as) Light: *peeking from behind plant with
bomb device in hand* ...Just as planned *sly grin*
Dani (as) L: yes..quite
Rylee: ...*sips tea*
Dani: Uh oh! Light and L combined forces to blow
up a lil pale, freaky looking japanses meowing
soul eating boy!!!
Rylee: What's next!!!
Rylee: !!!MORE TWISTS?!!!MORE TURNS?!!!
Rylee: FIND OUT NEXT WEEK
Rylee: STAY TUNED
Dani: *TO BE CONTINUED*

Rylee: *narrator* TODAY, ON "AS THE WORLD TURNS"...
Dani: *falls asleep instantly*
Rylee: I HATE soap operas
Dani: OMG!!!! ME TOO!
Dani: It's just like..omg..your husband turns out to be
chesting with your mother? Who is actually your dad's
cousin's sister's aunt so now you just relized you're
inbred AND you have a cheating spouse who also happens
to be a spy for the Russian government, all the while your
evil twin is also sleeping with
your Russian husband and now bares his seed
Rylee: ....What?
Rylee: ...*lifts head up from desk and rubs eyes*

Dani: what time is it where you are? =D
Rylee: Lol I know
Rylee: It's 10:06 >:3
Dani: OMG FUTURE GIRL!
Dani: It's 9 >=D here >=D
Rylee: OH MY GAWD!! :O It was 9 here too...an hour ago =D
Dani: =D COOL!!!
Rylee: !!!I KNOW, ISN'T IT!!!

Dani: Lol watchness..we'll be 90 with the only
petz sites left XP
Rylee: *sips tea* *British accent* Hmm...it's quite a fine
day today now isn't it, Dani? Hmmm yes quite..*sips tea
again* Maybe we ought to have a gander at our petz sites
again today...if we could move...*is in wheelchair bolted
to the floor being fed vitamins by a machine* Who knew...
that our sites could last more than 90 years?
*reaches out brittle-boned arm for a small cake*
Rylee: ...Oops, there goes another nerve
Rylee: ...*Crack* And a bone...
Dani: *sips tea* Oh my..are you alright, Rylee? *picks other
half of your arm up*
Rylee: Yes, yes I am thank you...now, if only
I had you around when I lost my legs in that viscious
war over stolen Halloween candy...
*shakes head and looks down at artificial legs
made of breadsticks*
Dani: *Shakes head* Darn shame..

*In reference to a YouTube video where Kagome
is calling InuYasha's name over and over again in
different clips for a minute*
Dannii: EENUYASHA, EENUYASHAAAAA, ENUYAAAASHHHHAAAAA,
ENUYASHAAAA, EEEENUYASHAAAA, EENUYASHA, I feel
EENUYASHA, EENUYASHA, THANK YOU...
Rylee: ...*LOLS*
Rylee: I FEEL EENUYASHAAAA
Dannii: *LOLS*
Dannii: YOU DO?
Dannii: ...o_o;;
Rylee (as) SPIKE: ...THAT WOULD BE ME
Dannii: ...*LOLS* OMFGGGG ROFLLLL
Rylee (as) SPIKE: INUYASHA, GET OVER HERE YOU SEXAY THANG
Rylee (as) INUYASHA: DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK?
Dannii: ..*LOLS*
Dannii: I SWEAR
Dannii: SPIKE AND INUYASHA HAVE SOMETHING BETWEEN THEM
Rylee: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I KNOW
Rylee: ...MAYBE THAT GUY IN TORCHWOOD WAS REALLY INUYASHA
IN DISGUISE
...No one else will get this. :P Go look up James
Marsters kissing scene in Torchwood and you'll get
my meaning.

*reffering to scene in Torchwood...once again, go
look it up or you won't get this*
Dannii: ...*COVERS INU'S EYES*
Rylee (as) INUYASHA: SPIKE! WHAT'RE YOU DOING? WHAT HAPPENED
TO us?! WHY ARE YOU GOING AT THAT GUY'S FACE LIKE IT'S A
CHOCOLATE SUNDAE WITH EXTRA WHIPPED CREAM ON TOP?!
Dannii: ....*LOLS HYSTERICALLY* OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Dannii (as) SPIKE: ...*PULLS AWAY FROM GUY* BUT--!
BUT HE TASTES LIKE CHERRIES! D8
Rylee (as) INUYASHA: ...WELL
Rylee (as) INUYASHA: ..I TASTE LIKE STRAWBERRIES
Rylee (as) INUYASHA: ...*WHISPERS* STRAWBERRIES.
ALL OVER MY BODY.
Dannii (as) SPIKE: ...TAKE ME NOW O.O *EATS FACE*
Rylee (as) INUYASHA: ...GLADLY *WALTZES ACROSS ROOM*
Dannii (as)SPIKE: I ALWAYS DID LIKE A MAN THAT COULD DANCE...<3
Rylee (as) INUYASHA: AND I ALWAYS DID LIKE A MAN THAT
LIKED A MAN WHO COULD DANCE LIKE A MAN
...Ha, you'd have to be me and Dannii to find half of
these funny convos funny.

Rylee: THESE SKITS ARE ALWAYS SO ENTERTAINING
Dannii: SO IS YOUR FACE
Rylee (as) INUYASHA: ...SHUT YOUR FACE OFF AND KISS ME <3
*To Spike*
Rylee: ....*LOLS* OOOOH BURN
Ooooh, OWNAGE.

Rylee: ....DANNII
Rylee: GUESSWUT
Dannii: WUT
Rylee: ...*whisper* SILVER SAUCE...ALL OVER MY SUNDAE
Dannii: .....OH EBAY <3
Rylee: ...OH GEICO INSURANCE <3

Dannii: *SOBS HYSTERICALLY*
Dannii: ....NARAKU
Dannii: ...TAKE ME NOW *CLINGS*
Rylee: ....ROFLLLLLLLL
Rylee (as) NARAKU: ...IN THE HOT TUB, BED, OR IN A TREE?
Dannii: ...A TREE.
Dannii: *LOLS*
Rylee (as) NARAKU: ....I HOPE THE BRANCHES DON'T POKE
US AGAIN THIS TIME
Dannii: ...WELL, I HOPE THEY do...

Dannii: ..KNOW WHAT'S CREEPY?
Rylee: ROFL WHAR?
Rylee: YOUR FACE?
Rylee: I'M SORRY
Rylee: THAT WAS CHEESY
Rylee: BUT I HAD TO SAY IT

Rylee: I PUT ON PLASTIC GLASSES FROM AIDEN'S MR. POTATO HEAD KIT TODAY =D I LOOKED SO HAWT
Dannii: ....OMFGYES
Rylee: I WAS HARRY POTTAH
Rylee: THEY LOOKED LIKE HARRY POTTER GLASSES =D
I WAS GHETTO
Rylee: I WAS THE GANGSTA NERD
Rylee: CHYEAH
Rylee: DON'T PRETEND YOU AREN'T IMPRESSSEDDD

Rylee: Lol sorry, I was playing manhunt...I tripped over
a wheelbarrow and did an Olympic nosedive into bush,
but I'm alright
Ana: .......
Ana: LMAO XD
...True story.

Dannii: ...RYLEE
Dannii: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING UP.
Rylee: UM
Rylee: PEOPLE OFTEN WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
Dannii: ....OH.
Dannii: ...I KNEW THAT.

Rylee: I PLAYED MASH
Rylee: AND GOT LIKE
Rylee: THE BEST RESULTS
Dannii: ...WHICH IS?
Rylee: Your husband's name is Darth Vader and you have
10000000000329023823 children. You're a Santa Clause who
drives to work every day in a Albino Batmobile.
t's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless
romantic nights you have spent with Darth Vader
in your apartment in Under da seaaaa
Dannii: .................*LOLS*
Dannii: ..YOU TWO MUST HAVE BEEN GETTING IT ON A LOT

Dannii: BACK
Dannii: ...YES I WAS PRACTICING HOW TO DROWN
Rylee: ....WHY DIDN'T YOU THEN?

Dani: Woot for glasses! I can see the wooorld =D
Rylee: I'm walkin on sunshine, OHHH!
Dani: LOL

Rylee: .........YOU GET THE BESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OF BOTH
WORLDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*SHOUTS IT*
Rylee: MIX IT ALL TOGETHER AND YOU KNOW THAT IT'S THE
best OF BOTH WORLDSSSS
Rylee: *DOES OBNOXIOUS GIGGLY LAUGH*
Dannii: ...D8
Rylee: ROFL I KNOW IT OFF HEART
Rylee: I WATCHED HANNAH MONTANA WHEN I WAS SICK
Rylee: ...*LOLS AT THE MEMORY*
Dannii: ..*GIGGLESNORTS*
Rylee: OHHH YESSSS, BELIEVE IT OR NOTTTT
Rylee: ...THEN AGAIN
Rylee: IT ISN'T HARD TO BELIEVE
Dannii: ...ROFLLLLLLLLL
Rylee: YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME GIRL
Rylee: WHO WALKED AROUND IN PUBLIC
Rylee: WITH A "MADE IN CHINA" STICKER ON HER FOREHEAD
Dannii: ...*LOLS*
Rylee: THE SAME GIRL
Rylee: WHO PUT ON A MONSTER MASK AND PUT ON A WINTER
TOQUE OVER IT AND ALSO PUT ON GARDEN GLOVES AND A SCARF
AND THEN WENT AROUND THE HOUSE LIKE THAT
Dannii: ...ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Rylee: THE SAME GIRL WHO PUT ON GOGGLES ON
Rylee: AND WAS BLOWING KISSES AND MODELING
Rylee: SAYING "...THIS APPEALS TO YOU, RIGHT? YEAH, I'M HOT."
Dannii: ...*LOLS*
Rylee: I REST MY CASE
Rylee: Point proven
...All that stuff is true by the way. :3

Dannii: YOUR DP....SOCUUUUUUUTEDAMNIT
Rylee: ...ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL I KNOWWWWWWWWW <3 *ADMIRE*
Rylee: IT'S MWE AND JWOU AND WE IS HWAPPY BETUZ
WE HUGGDEDED
Dannii: .....SCFJHG;DTJKYHTYHTRYI8RYGNCKJBN
Dannii: RYLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! *SQUISHHUG*
Dannii: ZFXFHGTY *SQUEALS*
Dannii: GODDD
Dannii: YOU
Dannii: ARE SO ADORABLE
Dannii: SFD;KSRHTRJETHERITHER
Rylee: *TACKLESNUG* ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Dannii: *SNUGGLEHUGI'MSOHAPPYFACEn.n*
Rylee: ...O RLYYYYYY
Dannii: ADORABLY SEDUCTIVE, THAT IS.
Rylee: ...OHHHHHHHHH YES
Rylee: ........
Rylee: ... ME MWADE YOU A GWIFT BWUT MWE DWOPPDED
IWT IN THE BIG PWUDDLE ON THE WAY HWERE *puppy eyes*
Dannii: ........ZXLKJVHFDGDTYJFHGFJG RYLEE
Dannii: SHUT YOUR FACE OFF BEFORE I TACKLESNUGGLE YOU

Rylee (as) Kagura: ...C'MERE BETCH
Dannii (as) Willow: ...GLADLY *rushes over*
Rylee (as) Kagura: ^V...NOW
Rylee (as) Kagura: ....GET THE SWEET N SOUR SAUCE
Rylee (as) Kagura: ...AND RUB IT. ALL OVER MY *whisper* STEAK
...I'm weird. So what? :D

Rylee: HOLYYYYYYYY
Rylee: SHITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rylee: ...KI MUSHROOMS

Rylee: DANNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Rylee: ME WUBBS JOUUUUUUUUUUNESS
Dannii: ..WELL
Dannii: I DON'T LOVE YOU. :C
Dannii: ......KIDDINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Dannii: ME LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVLES YOUUUUUU n.n
Rylee: *runs off crying* AND TO FINK, MWE MWADE OO
THWAT GWIFTYEDNESS
Dannii: ..............
Dannii: ...*CHASES AFTER* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Rylee: ...*TURNS AROUND AND LEAPS AT IN SNUGGLEHUG*
MWE KNEW OO CWOME FOR MWE
Dannii: ...d;ftkjhdrjthryhkj *SNUGGLEHUG*
Dannii: DAMMIT RY
Dannii: WHY D'YOU HAVE TO BE SO CUUUUUUUTE
Rylee: IT COMES NATURALLY *TWISTS STRAND OF
HAIR AROUND FINGER AND LOOKS UP WITH INNOCENT SMILE
AND WIDE BRIGHT EYES*

Aiden: Me has frogs in my teeth!

Aiden: Lylee, open yours mouf
Rylee: *opens mouth*
Aiden: *looks in mouth*
Aiden: ...Nope, no frogs in there!

Dannii: YOU FED THE COWS THEM OATS YET?*CHEWS GRASS*
Rylee: ....OHHHHHH YES ^V I FED THEM MORE THAN JUST OATS...
Dannii: ....
Dannii: YOU SHOULDA BEEN FEEDIN me THE GOOD STUFF! D8
Dannii: *LOLS*
Rylee: ...OH TRUST ME HONEH, THAT'LL COME LATER
Rylee (as) SPIKE: *SNOGGING INUYASHA IN THE CORNER* WHAT?
Dannii: ......omfg *DIES OF HEART FAILURE*
Rylee: ....*LOLS*
Dannii: ..*LOLAGE*
Rylee (as) INUYASHA: ...PAY ATTENTION TO ME, BETCH
Dannii (as) SPIKE: ....FINE, FINE..GOD, YOU'RE SO
DOMINANT OVER ME...*CONTINUES SNOGGING*
Dannii: ...*HEAVES SELF INTO A SMALL HOLE IN THE GROUND*

Rylee: SORREH...FLASHBACK OF THAT SCENE FROM TORCHWOOD...
Dannii: .........THAT'S WHAT I WAS JUST THINKING.
Dannii: *SHIVERS*
Rylee: ....ROFLLLLLLLLL GODDD
Rylee: *ROCKS BACK AND FORTH IN SMALL CORNER*
Rylee: I'M IN MY HAPPY PLACE...I'M IN MY HAPPPY PLACE...
Dannii: *LOLS*
Rylee: I WAS SO MANY THINGS RIGHT THERE THAT
I WAS NEVER MEANT TO SEE...
Rylee: I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE MALE ON MALE DYNAMICS
OF MOUTH RESSUCITATION...

Rylee: OH DARMN
Rylee: *DAMN*
Rylee: ......HOLY FLIPPIN FLAPJACKS
Rylee: ...BATBETCH
Dannii: ...*LOLS*
Rylee: I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
Rylee: THANKS A LOT DANNII
...I love blaming Dannii for no reason. :3

*talking about gendering a car*
Callie: HOW DO YOU TELL IF IT'S A BOY OR A GIRL?
Rylee: UMMMMM
Rylee: YOU'RE THE SCIENTIST
Rylee: YOU TELL me
Callie: WELL
Callie: YOU HAVE TO LOOK UNDER THE HOOD
Callie: OR IN THE TRUNK
Callie: YES THE TRUNK
Rylee: ..AND THENNNNNNNNNNNNN?
Callie: THERE IS AN INFORMATIVE STICKY NOTE
SAYING "I AM A BOY" OR "I AM A GIRL"
Rylee: OH MY GAWDDD!!!
Rylee: HOW UNOBVIOUS

Warning: Convo contains mature content. Read
at own risk. If you end up grossed out, it's your
own fault - you have been warned. :3
Callie: YOU SHOULD SEE A CAR WHEN IT HITS PUBERTY...
Rylee: ..o_o I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO SEE THAT
Callie: TRUST ME. YOU DON'T.
Rylee: *HIDES UNDER BED*
Callie: ...THERE'S A CAR UNDER THERE
Callie: IT'S MAST**BATING...
Callie: *HONK HONK!!!*
Rylee: ...*CRACKS UP*
Rylee: AND HOW EXACTLY DOES A CAR...
Rylee: ...OIL? o_o
Callie: UMM
Callie: IT USES IT'S SEAT BELTS TO TOUCH ITSELF.

Itzel: Yeah, just tell her you're fed up with it and
thenn....rape her! Lol joking
Rylee: GOOD PLAN
Rylee: That always fixes things XD Rape
Rylee: "The dishwasher won't work honey!" "RAPE IT."

Dannii: SDFV,NDLGJRTY
Dannii: IN ENGLISH
Dannii: WE HAD TO WATCH PART OF THE MODERN
VERSION OF ROMEO AND JULIET
Dannii: ...THEY RUINED TYBALT
Dannii: *SOBWAIL*
Rylee: -LEGASPPPPPP-
Rylee: HOW DARE THEY
Rylee: FOOLISH MORTALS!
Rylee (as) DANNII: DAMN STRAIGHT. WHAT IS UP WIT CHU?
CAN'T GET IT RIGHT? JESUSSS!!!
Dannii: ...*LOLS*

Rylee: ....DANNII...I WISH YOU WERE HERE...IN MY ROOM...
ON MY BED. THE LIGHTS ARE OFF...WE GO UNDER THE BLANKET.....
Rylee: ....AND I SHOW YOU MY NEW WATCH THAT GLOWS IN THE DARK!!!!!
Dannii: ....
Rylee: ....DAMN STRAIGHT
Rylee: AND YOU BETTER LIKE IT
Rylee: AND LIKE IT GOOD
Rylee: OR I WILL MAKE YOU EAT YOUR OWN SKIN CELLS!!!!
Rylee: CHYESHHH
Rylee: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
Rylee: BE SCARED
Dannii: ...
Rylee: BE SCAREDDD
Rylee: ...STILL DEFYING ME, EH? >.<
Rylee: ...THAT'S IT
Dannii: OH THE FEAR
Rylee: ...OFFFFF TO THE TORTURE CHAMBER WITH YOU!
Dannii: ...
Rylee (as) GUARDS: *THROW DANNII IN TO TORTURE CHAMBER
COMPLETE WITH BARNEY, BARBIES, AND EVEN...DUN DUNDUNNNN...
MILEY CYRUS SONGS REPEATING OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN A
NONSTOP MOTION!!!!!*
Rylee: *AND PINK EVERYWHERE*
Dannii: ...*LOLS*
Rylee: >:]
Rylee: *AND YOU ARE FORCED TO WEAR A PINK
DRESS AND A SHINY TIARA AND GROW YOUR HAIR 50 FEET*
Dannii: ..*SHUDDER*
Rylee: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!!
Rylee: WHO'S SCARED NOW??!!
Rylee: *DRILL SARGANT VOICE* WHO'S SCARED nowww?!!!

Rylee: ....HOWZ AH JOU? =D
Dannii: ....GOOOD =D
Dannii: ANDYOU
Rylee: GOOOOD AS PAIII =D
Rylee: LIKE THE KAIND
Rylee: MAH MAWMA USED TA MAKE

Rylee: SOOO
Rylee: Chickenlegs =D
Dannii: ...=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dannii: I LOVE CHICKEN LEGS
Dannii: TASTE LIKE TURKEY
Rylee: WELL
Rylee: GUESSWUT
Rylee: ...YOUR FACE looks LIKE TURKEY
Rylee: ...OH BURNNN
Rylee: BURNNNNNNNNNNNN
Rylee: DANNII :3
Rylee (as) DANNII: ........................OUCH?
Dannii: ...*LOLS*
Dannii: TURKEY IS SEXY 8O
Rylee: WELLLL
Rylee: ...SO ARE BANANAS
Rylee: SO THERE
Dannii: .......SO ARE SAUSAGES.
Rylee: .....DAMNNNN STRAIGHT UP
...Don't even ask.

Rylee: ...DANNII
Rylee: ....YOU ARE A FINE CHEESE
Rylee: WHICH ONE WOULD PREFER NOT TO EAT
Dannii: ...*LOLS*
Rylee: AND ALSO
Rylee: ...YOU LIVE IN A HOUSE
Rylee: BE OFFENDED
Rylee: OHH YES
Rylee: YOU JUST THINK ABOUT THAT THERE FOR A SECOND
Dannii: ...ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Dannii: OH THE HORROR
Dannii: I NEVER WANT TO LIVE IN A HOUSE
Dannii: I'D RATHER LIVE IN A SARDINE TIN
Rylee: WELL
Rylee: I'D RATHER LIVE
Rylee: ....UNDER DA SEA, UNDER DA SEA...
Rylee: *SINGS LITTLE MERMAID TUNE*

*Talking about watching Romeo & Juliet*
Rylee: BUT WHO...
Rylee (as) DANNII: SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP YOU'RE
RUINING TYBALT'S SCENE! >.>
Rylee: *SLINKS DOWN INTO SEAT*
Dannii: ...*LOLS*
Dannii: I JUST IMAGINED THAT
Dannii: IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE ME
Dannii: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL *LOLS*
Rylee: *LOLING*
Rylee: AND THEN
Rylee: I'D MAKE LIKE
Rylee: CONSTIPATED NOISES PURPOSELY THROUGH TYBALT'S SCENE
Rylee: LIKE THAT GUY IN THE BATHROOM
Rylee: UHHH...AHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
UHH AHH.....GRAAAA
Rylee: ...*LOLS*
Dannii: ............*LOLS* GODDDDDDDDD
Rylee: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AND THEN, TYBALT
KISSING GIRL SCENE, "OOO-" "SHUT THE BLOODY HELL
UP again! >.> I'M BUSY IMAGINING MYSELF IN THAT SCENE!"
Dannii: ..................*LOLS*
Rylee (as) DANNII: ...OHHH, I DON'T
HAVE TO IMAGINEEE *LOOKS OVER AT TYBALT*
Dannii: ...
Rylee: *playing a little one-person "skit"
thing, as I always do* THE END *CLAPS*
(as) DANNII: *CLUTCHES ON TO SCREEN* NUUU! MY
DEAR SWEET TYBALTTTT! <3
YOU SHALT NEVER LEAVE THIS YEARNING HEART!!!~ ...
*LOOKS AT RYLEE* ...LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN!
ME: BUT DANNII...WE'VE WATCHED IT 5 TIMES ALREADY
(as) DANNII: ...MOARRRR!!!
RYLEE: NO NO, THAT'S ENOUGH TO FEED
YOUR ADDICTION LEVEL FOR NOW
Rylee: *DRAGS A CRYING DANNII AWAY*
...Don't even ask about this one.

*Ana sends me a picture of two Sims 2 characters, a
Dad and a son, both painting, and the Dad's picture
is a complete scribble*
Rylee: OMG
Rylee: The dad's picture
Rylee: Is a masterpiece
Ana: Lol y'know!
Rylee: It could be in the Museum of Art =3
Ana: LOL!

Rylee: TLINGIT
Rylee: IT'S A LANGUAGE SPOKEN IN CANADA
Rylee: Uásse-i-tu-eti?
Rylee: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT
Dannii: ..WHAT? :C
Rylee: BUT IT'S SPOKEN IN WAY NORTHERN CANADA
Rylee: THEY SPEAK TLINGIT
Rylee: ...THAT SOUNDS
Rylee: LIKE A FRIKKIN'
Rylee: STAR TREK LANGUAGE OR SOMETHING
...Dosen't it though?!

Dannii: ....DID YOU KNOW...
Dannii: ............LUL IS THE WORD FOR
D*CK IN DUTCH OR SOMETHING
...There is your random fact of the day, folks.

Dannii: ..RY
Dannii: ...I CAN EAT LUL NOW
Dannii: *SHOT*
Rylee: *LOLS* ...YOU DO THAT
Dannii: ..WELL
Dannii: ...PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND OFF WE GO
Dannii: *SHOT* SORRY SORRY *LOLS*
Rylee: ....*LOLS* NAHHH
Rylee: LET'S LEAVE THAT
Rylee: TO TYBALT
Dannii: ....*LOLS*
Rylee: ...*LOOKS OVER AT TYBALT*
Rylee: ...READY?

Dannii: *talking about a fanfic she read
about Tybalt and Mercutio*
Dannii: ...I JUST...
Dannii: ...CAN'T IMAGINE TYBALT KISSING MERCUTIO
Dannii: ..WELL I CAN
Dannii: ...BUT YEAH
Rylee: ROFLLLLLLLLL YOU CAN BUT
Rylee: ...YOU'D RATHER IMAGINE HIM KISSING YOU INSTEAD
Rylee: *COUGHH*
Rylee: *INNOCENCE*
Dannii: ...*LOLS*
Dannii: ...EXACTLY!

Rylee: WELLLLLL
Rylee (as) TYBALT: *LOOKS AT DANNII*
....FAIR MAIDEN...SHALT WE GET THIS GOING?
Dannii: ....*LOLS*
Dannii: ....WE SHALT
Rylee (as) TYBALT: ...LET ME CONSULT WITH MY LUL FIRST
Rylee: ...*LOLS* SORRY
Dannii: ....*LOLAGE*
Rylee (as) TYBALT: I'M READY DAHHHLING
Dannii: ... ^V GOOOOD.
Dannii: *DIVES ON*
Rylee (as) TYBALT: ...NOT TOO FIESTY
NOW DEAR, I'M NOT THE LAST SLICE OF PIE

Dannii: SUP FO SHO
Rylee: ....THE SKAIII, MAAA, THE
SKAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Rylee: ...ET PHONE HOME
Rylee: ..........
Rylee: ...................
Rylee: .................DANNII
Dannii: ..*LOLS* WHAT
Rylee: .........THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!! D:
Dannii: ....D8

Rylee: HOW WAS
Rylee: YOUR DAYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Dannii: FINE AS FEATHER PAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Dannii: AND YOUR'S?
Rylee: ...SO EXCITING
Rylee: WITH ALL THOSE MATH EQUATIONS
Rylee: I THINK I JUST MIGHT dai!
Dannii: *LOLS*
Rylee: *SUSPOLODES*
Rylee: SUSPLODES*
...Apparently, I was so excited that I couldn't
spell correctly, either.

Rylee: *making orange juice, has the container
far away from her on the counter instead of
beside her*
Rylee: *goes back and forth between the juice
container and the sink, pouring cups of water
into the juice mix*
Mom: ...Why don't you just put the container
beside you?
Rylee: ..Maybe I'll burn more calories going back and forth.

Rylee: ...MAD WORLD
Rylee: STOP STEALING MY SONGSSS D:
Rylee: I LOVEEE THAT SON
Rylee: ...THAT SON
Rylee: ....I LOVE THAT SON!!!!

Dannii: C8
Rylee: C8
Rylee: C8
Rylee: C8C8C8C8C8C8
Rylee: ...HORSHOES. Y'KNOW. FOR GOOD LUCK =D
Rylee: ...YOU'LL NEVARRR GET ME LUCKY CHARMSS!!!111
Rylee: YA HEAR ME YOUNG LASS?!
NEVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREWRWR

Rylee: BY JOVEEE
Rylee: I'VE GOT IT!!!
Dannii: EUREKA! I DO BELIEVE I HAVE
A CORKING IDEA!
Rylee: I DO BELIEVE
Rylee: THAT
Rylee: YOUR FLY IS UNDONE
Rylee: MY GOOD LADY
Dannii: ....*LOLS*
Dannii: ...*LOOKS DOWN*
Dannii: ...TYBALTTTT...>.> DOWN BOY.
...Don't even ask.

Dannii: ....*LOLSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
Dannii: GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WOMAN
Dannii: YOU'RE MAKING ME TOO HARD
Dannii: ...........*LAUGH TOO HARD*
...I forget what it was that I said that was apparently making Dannii "too hard."

Rylee: *talking about her laugh*
I SOUNDED LIKE A FRIKKIN 80 YEAR OLD GUY SMOKING
Dannii: .....HEYYYYY
Dannii: ...ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?
Dannii: >:C JUST BECAUSE I happen TO BE
AN 80 YEAR OLD GUY....

Rylee: Lol I love acting like a ditzy idiot :3
It's in my natureee! *does elf dance*
Sam: Nice
Rylee: ;o I'm secretly an elf
Rylee: SHHH
Rylee: I wear a wig and it magically disguises me >:]
I'm actually an elf superstar by night!
Sam: Don't tell Santa Clause he might turn you
into a slave at the North Pole, making you make presents!!!!
...Props to anyone who got my satirized reference there.

Rylee: ;O OMFG BRAINWASHEDDD
Rylee: *SLAPS*
Alex: AHHH. I'M MELTINGGGGG
Alex: *TURNS TO ASHES*
Rylee: ...WTF
Rylee: HOW DO YOU TURN TO ASHES WHEN YOU MELT?
Alex: I'm SPECIAL, Rylee! My mother has been
telling me that for YEARS =D

Alex: ..........................LOOOOOOOOL!
OMG. YES. IF I WAS TO DRAW YOU, THAT WOULD TOTALLY
BE WHAT I WOULD DRAW ;D
Alex: EXCEPT...MAYBE WITH ONE EYE AND TWO TONGUES 8D
Alex: YOU'D BE SCAREHHH. RAAAWWWRRR. ;D
Rylee: I'M SCARY ENOUGH without ONE EYE AND TWO TONGUES
Rylee: ....WAIT
Rylee: ...I JUST DISSED MYSELF O.O
Rylee: ...HUZZAHHH
Alex: OOOH. BURRRRRNNNNNN. XD
Alex: OR MORE LIKE FREEZE. FREEZE IS SO MUCH COOLER.
I MEAN, THEN YOU LIKE, SAVE A PERSON'S FACIAL
EXPRESSION AND IT'S....
Alex: EVAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEELLLLL! BWHAHA >:3
Rylee: BUT
Rylee: WITH BURNING
Rylee: IT
Rylee: IT..
Rylee: ...BURNS ;O
...Oh my god, NO REALLY?

Rylee: I KNOWNESS >:] AND HE HAD TO FIGHT
THE URGE NOT TO GO BACK THEIR AND KICK THEIR AZZES
Alex: OR MORE LIKE RIP THEIR HEADS OFF AND
SUCK THEIR BLOOD...
Alex: BUT STILL ;D
Rylee: ;O OMFG ALEXXIE
Rylee: VIOLENCEEEE ALERT
Rylee: *RED LIGHT FLASHES*
Rylee: BUT YES >:]
Rylee: I WAS SAYING KICK THEIR AZZES TO
PUT IT IN A...CAREBEAR SORT OF WAY
Alex: TELETUBBIESSSSSSS
Alex: AND POWER RANGERS...
Alex: AND TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 8DD
Rylee: OMFG I WANNA BE THE RED ONE!!!

Rylee: >: o *TACKLELEAPS YOU*
Rylee: OH NOEEEZ YOURE SUPPAZZZEDDD TO BAH
DOOOOOOOOEEEEDDD
Rylee: DOED?
Rylee: APPARENTLY I'M BEING MADE FOR A COOKIE THEN
Rylee: OMFG THAT IS SO MY LINE NOW
Rylee: "YOU GOT dough'ed"
Rylee: OMFGYES
Rylee: IT'S GENIUS
...I am the Queen of Utter Coolness. Oh yes I am.

Rylee: >:] YES YOU LAUGH
Rylee: YOU LAUGH IT UP
Rylee: WE WILL SEE
Rylee: WHO WILL WIN IN THE END
Rylee: I WILL TAKE OVAR THE WORLDDD!!!
Dannii: WHAT IF I TURN BLIND.
Rylee: ....THEN GET SOME GLASSES! >: o

Rylee: IT'S OKAIINESS, I'M WATCHING VIRGIN SNOW ANYWAYS
Danii: ......
Dannii: ..............VIRGIN SNOW.
Dannii: ..virgin. snow.
Rylee: YESSS
Dannii: VIRGIN. SNOW.
Dannii: W.T.F
Rylee: VIRGIN SNOW
Rylee: IT'S OBVIOUSLY A HIDDEN MEANING THING
Dannii: ........................
Rylee: SNOW IS PURE AND WHITE
Rylee: VIRGINS ARE PURE
Rylee: ....GET IT?
Dannii: OHHH.
Rylee: BUT YES.
Rylee: THE SNOW IS A VIRGIN
Rylee: UNLESS IT'S YELLOW
Rylee: ...AND IN THAT CASE
Rylee: IT'S BEEN VIOLATED BY A DOG.

Rylee: I WATCHED HANSEL AND GRETEL (KOREAN MOVIE)
Rylee: THE ONE GUY'S NAME WAS MAN-BOK
Rylee: ....MAN BOCK
Rylee: *CLUCKS LIKE A CHICKEN*
Rylee: BOCK BOCK BOCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
Alex: ..........LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO OMGGGGGGGG
MAN CHICKEN XDDDD
Rylee: HE'S HALF MAN HALF CHICKEN ;O OH EM GEE
Alex: MAN-BOCK. *CHOKECOUGHLAUGH* XD
Rylee: MAN-BOKKKK
Rylee: C'MERE MAN-BOKKKK
Rylee: ...SAY IT. SAY IT OUT LOUD
Rylee: ...MAN-BOK.
Haha, his name wasn't actually pronounced as "man-bock,"
but yeah. Also, props to anyone who gets that
last reference.

Dannii: ...........LORAK SPURTING A FOUNTAIN OF RAINBOWS
Dannii: OH MY GOD
Dannii: *SPITTING
Dannii: I SWEAR TO GOD
Dannii: I MEANT TO SAY SPITTING

Dani: Tell him he's too young to watch
it and if he doesn't go away Freddy will
kill him in his dreams.
Rylee: LOL
Rylee: He watches Freddy all the time >:]
Dani: Well....THIS time Freddy'll get him!!
Rylee: 1 2 FREDDY'S COMING FOR YOUUUU
Dani: 3 4 better lock the door!!
Rylee: I think he'd be more scared if I told
him Light was coming for him >:]
...Meh, probably only people who watch
Death Note will get it.

Andrew: Um, Rylee, I...er...
Rylee: You need to go to school very soon right?
Andrew: ...Are you GOD??
Rylee: ...What would you say if I told you I was? :D

Dana: I don't know how I manage to take
care of my cats everyday
Rylee: Superpowers ;o

Ellen: Do you have a pet moose?
Rylee: Yes. His name is Albert
Rylee: How's your pet kangaroo doing? 8D
Ellen: Good. He likes eating them platypuses
Rylee: My moose likes maple syrup 8D
Aha, having fun making stereotypical comments between
Canada vs. Australia

Rylee: BAIII MY
Rylee: LITTLE CHICKEN NUGGET WITH WINGS
Dannii: ROFLLLLLLLLL AWWW <333
Dannii: THAT'S SO KAWAII
Dannii: ....SOMEHOW

Alex: Anywaysss, whatcha up to?
Rylee: RESPONDING TO ONLY A ZILLION E-MAILS
AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
Alex: A ZILLION EMAILS? LMFAO DUDE YOU'RE LIKE A CELEBRITY XD
Rylee: I WISH BUT
Rylee: ...I AM GOD

Alex: [talking to me, Rylee] THEN YOU WOULD OFFICIALLY
BE.... WELL, I WAS GONNA SAY CRAZY BUT THAT WOULDN'T
WORK BECAUSE THAT
Alex: WOULD BE
Alex: AN understatement
...It's true ;D

Alex: BEHIND YOU!! D:
Rylee: ...*SEES AND RUNS* Rylee: *TRIPS OVER A CORDLESS PHONE* DAMN THOSE
CORDLESS PHONES! D: *SHAKES FIST*
Alex: ....YOU TRIPPED. OVER. A. CORDLESS. PHONE.
Rylee: ...8D

Rylee: THE FRIES BECKON ME
Rylee: THEY'RE LIKE "EAT ME RYLEE. EAT MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Alex: ....NO, RYLEE. DON'T EAT TALKING FRIES. O.O
Alex: EAT TALKING PEOPLE

Kira: I'm well thirsty
Rylee: YOU'RE WELL THIRSTY
Rylee: LOL OKAY THEN
Kira: But I can't go downstairs 'cause the stairs
are SOOOOOOO creaky.
Rylee: D:
Rylee: TELL YOUR MUM....
Rylee: YOU WERE MOUSECATCHING ;O
Rylee: BECAUSE YOUR CATS WEREN'T DOING THE JOB
Rylee: AND YOU HEARD A HUGEEEEEE MOUSE DOWNSTAIRS
Rylee: AND IT WAS TEARING UP THE HOUSE
Rylee: AND SMASHING EVERYTHING
Rylee: AND IT WAS MASSIVE
Rylee: LIKE A T-REX
Kira: ROFL OK
Kira: I will
Kira: I promise I will in the morning
Kira: And then later I will tell you what she said
Kira: Probably something like "ridiculous"
Rylee: LOL my mum would be like "....to the nut house with you"

Dani: *kick*
Rylee: *POW!*
Rylee: *BANG!*
Rylee: *OUCH!*
Rylee: *bubbles pop up like in the old Batman cartoons*
Rylee: WTF...where did those bubbles come from?!
Dani: RYLEE'S BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rylee: *looks up at blindingly red bubble with yellow
font saying "*BOOM!*"
Rylee: OMG :o
Dani: RYLEE'S FARTS GO BOOM BOOM!
Rylee: I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM (singing that old song)
Dani: PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rylee: HOW DARE YOU
Dani: YOU WANT TO MOLEST ME!!
Rylee: No
Rylee: I JUST WANT TO RAPE YOU
Rylee: THERE'S A DIFFERENCE

Dani: 4 day weekend! ;D
Rylee: I know! =D
Rylee: 4 DAYSSS WHOOOOTNESS
Rylee: ...We only got a 4 day weekend to
save the worldd! No hesitating...
...I'm sure EVERYONE knows what song I am talking about.

Dani: We better do it or it won't be done!
Rylee: "We better do it or it won't be done!"
<< Isn't that kind of self explainatory? LOL
Dani: LMAO

Dani: How do you co-write a story over the internet? lol
Rylee: Um...um...le fromage? O_O
Dani: Um um..¿no comprende?
Rylee: WTF
Rylee: I spoke in French and you recoiled
by speaking Spanish
Dani: EXACTLY!
Rylee: JE N'COMPRENDE PAS
Dani: NO ENTIENDO FRANCES!
Rylee: JE NE PARLE PAS ESPAGNOL
Rylee: Je suis Canadien, et je parle Anglais et des Francais!
Dani: NO HABLO FRANCES!
Rylee: PORQUOIIII
Dani: SOY AMERICANO PUEDO YO HABLAR INGLÉS
Y UN POCO DE ESPAÑOL!!!!
...Ahhh, what fun.

Dani: So..if you speak Canadish do I speak Americanese?
Rylee: Apparently
Rylee: LULZ U SPEAK AMERICANESE
Dani: LOL YOU SPEAK CANADISH! YET WE BOTH
UNDERSTAND EACHOTHER PERFECTLY!
Dani: Holy crapoddles!
Rylee: I KNOW!!!1 SO AMAZING
Rylee: ...Hi =D
Dani: ...HI!!!!!one!!!!1
Dani: How are you, Canadian?
Rylee: Je googalasher eieiwe ewoi weoieoi, Emerikan
Rylee: << SOME FU**ED UP IMITATION OF CANADISH (?)
Dani: Perhaps it is
Dani: Sqiggly wigwig wittle wee, Canadish?
Dani: Americanese, maybe?
Rylee: >: o DID YOU JUST CALL ME A 9 YEAR
OLD PROSTITUTE WHO*E? How DARE you!!! Proposterous!!!

Dani: SQUIGGLY SNORITY SNUUSNUU WEEEEE!!!!
Dani: YOU NIGHT WALKER!
Rylee: WELL
Rylee: peir43-058-95riujierjuiouhjouitrueo
yueyuyeuyteuryutfdjhjhguifdhty
Rylee: ...There =D *dusts hands*
Dani: HAGGGGGISHDADADADADADAZZXCVBNM,IO0SYTP'HF
Dani: in MY language that means hag!!!!!!!!!
Rylee: ...WTF o_O Wasn't that just a random spur of
words that had no meaning to them?
Dani: Um....NO?

Dani: ;D Such a gangster..
Rylee: WHATCHUSAY?
Dani: NOYOBUSYNESSMOFO!
Rylee: >: o DON'T MAKE ME SLAP YOU WIT MAH BLING
BLING YO! I DUN WAN NO TROUBLE HEA, Y'KNOW WHAT I'MMA SAYIN'?!
Dani: YOU SOUND LIKE YO A COUNTRY GANGSTA,
YO..WITH YO "I'MMA SAYING"
Rylee: WHAT IF I am A REDGANGSTA?
Rylee: REDNECK GANGSTA YO
Dani: Redneck gangsta from Canada!!!
Rylee: YOU KNOW IT

Rylee: I'M MELTINGGGG
Dani: WIIITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rylee: WTF
Rylee: I'M A CENTAUR BETCH
Rylee: GET IT RIGHT
Dani: LOL *jumps on back* wooooooooooooooooooooooo

Dani: Oh poo D:
Rylee: Oh pee D:
...Smartalec, anyone? ;D

Dani: .....
Dani: WHAT WAS DAT FOO!
Rylee: UR FACE
Rylee: OHHHHH
Dani: YO DAWGIN ME AND MA HOMEBOYZ OUT!?
Rylee: WHAT IF AH AM?!
Dani: I'LL GET MA FLAME THROWA!
Rylee: I'LL GET MAH BLING BLING TO SMACK YOU 'ROUND BETCH!
Rylee: I R TEH GANGSTA CENTAUR!
Rylee: *neighhhaa*

Rylee: I AM A bootylicious CENTAUR
Rylee: RRRROWWWRR
Dani: *turns on Fergilicious*

Dannii: .........CAN WE not BE DEPRESSING
DURING THE HAPPY MINUTES OF MY VISITS?
Rylee: ....WUTLOLCOWFROMAGE?

Rylee: NOW
Rylee: LET'S ALL HOLD HANDS AND SING KUMBAYA C:
...One of my favourite lines ever. XD

Rylee: WHEN I SAW JOU WERE ON, SOMETHING EXPLODED
INSIDE AND ME GOT ALL EXCITED 8D
Rylee: ...NOT IN THAT WAY

Rylee: D: WHAT HAPPENED TO TYBALT
Dannii: HE'S STILL IN MY HEART.
Rylee: OKAY THEN, CELINE DIONE

Dannii: RYLE.
Rylee: RYLE?
Rylee: WHO THE HELL IS RYLE
Dannii: *RYLEEEE
Dannii: *RYLEL
Dannii: JESUS CHRIST
Rylee: ...*LOLS*
Dannii: *RLYEE
Dannii: ...............
Rylee: OMFG
Rylee: U NO PEAK ENGLISH!!!!
Dannii: *RYLLEE
Dannii: OMFGGGGG
Dannii: R
Dannii: Y
Dannii: E
Dannii: LE
Dannii: ...
Dannii: R
Dannii: Y
Dannii: L
Dannii: E
Dannii: E
Dannii: YAY
Dannii: RYLEE*****
Rylee: ..*CLAPS* IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!

Rylee: ...BANGKOK
Dannii: *COUGH*
Dannii: BANG
Dannii: KOK?
Rylee: BANG COCKKKKKAAAA
Rylee: DOODLEDOO!
...Lol, just ignore our retardism and immaturity.

Sammie: What's happening??
Rylee: ;o THE APOCOLYPSE
Rylee: MASS WORLD DESTRUCTION
Rylee: AHHHH

Dani: Aaw you poor lil kid! You're so sick!
Rylee: *upchucks on you* BLEGHHH
Rylee: *like the girl in the Excorcist*
Rylee: AND SINCE WHEN AM I A KID! I AM NOT A kid OKAY! >: o
Rylee: I'M A thing!
Rylee: GOD
Rylee: GET IT RIGHT!!

Rylee: LIKE, OH EM GEE GIRLFRIEND! *snaps fingers and snops feet*
Rylee: stomps*...
Rylee: snops
Rylee: LOL
Rylee: What the...
Dani: snop.....
Dani: NEW WORD!! *adds to dictionary!*
Rylee: WTF so I can go look in the dictionary
now and it'll be there? Awesome!

Dani: And....I made peanut butter cookies this week actually!
Rylee: ...That's probably why I'm in bed dying right now :/
Rylee: YOUR DAMN COOKIES
Dani: One day, I'll ship cookies to you XD
Rylee: And...I actually have to eat them? o.O

Dani: *Rubs hands together* yesssss
Rylee: ...Why are you rubbing your hands together?
Testing the friction?
Rylee: ...*rubs hands together*
Rylee: WHEEEE!!
Dani: It's my evilness!
Rylee: Evilness by static electricity ;o Oh em gee
Rylee: Last night I actually shocked myself when making my bed D:
Rylee: STUPID FRICTIONNN
Rylee: *shakes fist at science classroom*
Dani: I hate it when you WANT to open a door with a metal handle
but you know it'll shock you so you're standing there for a minute
then decide "hey, maybe it won't electricute me today" then you
grab it..and and IT DOES!!!11
Rylee: OMGZ I NO!!!!111
Dani: I mean seriously! I CONTEMPLATE OPENING DOORS!!!!
Rylee: Opening doors takes too much concentration and
debating...that's why I make a habit of walking right into them *nod*

Dani: I USUALLY USE MY ARM! xd
Dani: Like *BAM BAM BAM BAM!* jeez..I can't walk near those things!
Rylee: GOD DANI WHAT IS THIS! xd
Rylee: Trying to stick out your tounge and touch your nose? ;o
Rylee: Or should I say
Rylee: your eyes
Rylee: your xey eyes
Dani: IT'S MY CONSTIPATED FACE!!!
Rylee: Mine: x333333333333333313
Rylee: *BAM BAM BAM BAM*
Dani: LMAO!
Rylee: My constipated face is SO much butter than yours!
Dani: BUTTER?

Rylee: THANK GOD
Rylee: I thought my computer would suddenely grow
legs and attack me with a Samurai sword
Rylee: And then explode o.o
...I have a wild imagination?? *cough*

Dani: Matsuda's my Third husband! =D
Rylee: ;O Who's the first choice?
Rylee: Let me guess *ahem*
Rylee: "NEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!"
Dani: NEARRRR~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rylee: DARN!
Rylee: I always forget the "~"
Dani: LOL you're a nonbeliever!!!
Dani: In the ~

Rylee: DON'T EAT MAH DOLLAH!!!
Rylee: MAH FOUR DOLLAH!
Dani: 5! 5 DOLLA! 5 DOLLA FOOT LONG!!
Rylee: MY THIRD LEG! FIVE FOOT LONG!!
Rylee: Okay okay sorry XD
Rylee: I couldn't resist
Dani: LMAO!! I'll pay five dollars for you five foot long!

Rylee: They can take a trip to McDonalds
Rylee: McDonaldsss
Dani: Lol....L going to McDonalds...
Rylee: That'd ROCK
Dani: 8 mcflurries!!!
Rylee: "I'm sorry sir, but we CANNOT dip your burger
into melted chocolate and sprinkle it with gummy worms,
gummy bears, and SOUR gummy worms."
Dani: Lol XD
Rylee (as) L: WHATCHU SAY BETCH?! YOU DENYING
ME SERVICE?! >: o
Rylee (as) Working person: *points to sign that
says "No shoes, no service."*
Dani: Lmao
Dani (as) Light: just as plannedddd
Rylee (as) Light: *squints eyes evilly as if sand
has gotten into them* JUST AS PLANNNEDD >: D
Dani: *Matsuda sprinkly sand all over* "So pretty! =D"
Rylee: That would SO be me >:]
Dani: LOL probably

Dani: YAY! I love that show!
Dani: They're awefully religious though XD
Rylee: SPIRIT BE GONE!!!
Rylee: That should come in it's own little bottle
Rylee: SPIRIT-B-GONE
Dani: COMING TO DEPARTMENT STORES EVERYWHERE! SPIRIT-B-GONE!
IN 2 FUN NEW FLAVORS! THE TANGY "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS"
AND THE FRUITY "LORD-B-WITH-U"! GET YOURS TODAY!
Dani: *sparkly smile*
Rylee: LOL
Rylee: *cheesy smile*
Rylee: IN TWO FRUITY FUN BUBBILICIOUS FLAVOURS!

Andrew: *randomly on webcam, puts hands up to light* My hand is shiny...

Rylee: Are you sure it wasn't the Constipated
Racehorse Attacking Base Society...CRABS?
Rylee: Okay okay sorry x3
Rylee: CRABS
Dani: LOL
Dani: *cough* you have crabs..
Rylee: ...HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?!!

*on TV, two very unattractive guys flash on screen*
Rylee: Look Lily, there's your two husbands.
Lily: It's two more than you'll ever have.
Rylee: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HO-HO

Rylee: Hmmm...maybe she's plotting something
REALLYYY evil to do to you
Rylee: AWAY TO THE TORTURE CHAMBER WITH YOU
Dani: shush!
Dani: I'm saving the torture chamber for YOU!
Dani: ;D wahahaahahahaha
Dani: *wink wink* lol
Dani: you know you like being tied up
Rylee: ...SOMEONE'S getting a little frisky ;o
Dani: meeOOWWW
Dani: :3
Rylee: RAWRRRR
Rylee: I'm turned on by ropeburns

Rylee: I GOT SOME CANDY IN MY POCKET
Rylee: WHY DON'T YOU REACH RIGHT IN THERE AND FISH IT OUT?
Dani: LOL
Dani: you fat sonofabi*ch
Rylee: whatchu say about mah mama?

Rylee: I don't see what's the harm in it o.o If people want
boyfriends or girlfriends over the internet, then whatever x3
It dosen't really matter whether it's over the internet or not...
Rylee: ...Just as long as you love them
Rylee: *Celine Dione music plays*
Dani: *goes to the front of the titanic*
Dani: Oh em gee so beautifuuull
Rylee: MY FART WILL, GO ON ANDDDD ONNNN...
Rylee: *gazes at the stars* Take me now Jack!
Rylee (as) Jack: screw you betch *tosses overboard*
Dani: NOOOO!!! RYLEE!!!
Dani: *stabs Leonardo/Jack and jumps off* I'LL SAVE YOU!!!
Dani: *drowns*
Dani: *dies*
Dani: Yes, I'm a great hero! BUILD ME A STATUE! NOW! PRONTO!!!
Rylee: THE ONE AND ONLY LEGEND
Rylee: DANI
Rylee: A great hero to us all...:') died by drowning in 5.5 seconds
Rylee: First ever hero to drown that quickly
Dani: *stands all noble-like*
Rylee: ...*When no one is looking, tapes "kick me" onto
the back of the statue* *runs away, snickering*

Dani: iz you picking a fight, gurl?
Rylee: what if I am?
Dani: i's gonna beat u up!
Rylee: I gonna go Jackie Chan on yo azz!
Dani: i gonna go Jet Lee on YOOY!
Dani: ...you
Rylee: ...Should I be afraid, considering this is
coming from someone who dosen't know how to spell "you" correctly? o.O

Dani: ugh..ingore my bad grammar
Dani: ingore?
Rylee: INGORE THAT LAST SENTENCE PLZ
Dani: ......YES
Dani: Lol shuddup!

Rylee: So how was your day? :3
Beverly: Mine was calm :3
Beverly: How about yours?
Rylee: MINE WASSSS
Rylee: Well for starters
Rylee: there was this giant earthquake
Rylee: and then there was this massive flood
Rylee: and then this HUGEEE iceberg eruption
Rylee: lava everywhere
Beverly: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL *ROFLs* XDDDD
Rylee: OMG
Rylee: AND THEN THIS GIANT T-REX CAME THROUGH
Rylee: AND ATE MY HOUSE

Rylee: I ALSO HEARD
Rylee: THAT CHEESE WHIZ IS DOMINATING THE WORLD ;O
Rylee: There goes my plans >: O
Beverly: ROFLLLL WELL ASK HIM NICELY IF HE COULD
STEP ASIDE. I'M SURE HE'D LOVE TO HELP OUT ;O
Rylee: ;O YOU TRY IT THEN..I DON'T WANNA RISK BEING BLINDED
BY THE CHEESE WHIZYNESS ;O
Beverly: ALRIGHT, BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A SCAREDY CAT... ;O
Rylee: IT MIGHT THROW ITSELF AT YOUR EYES!
Rylee: AND BLIND YOU ETERNALLY
Beverly: SO WHAT? I AM ALREADY BLIND EVEN AS WE SPEAK ;O
Rylee: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN AND HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME?!
Rylee: OH YEAH
Rylee: THAT'S RIGHT
Rylee: YOU'RE BLINDED CUZ I'M SO GORGEOUS
Rylee: *flips back hair and turns model-like*
Beverly: *ROFLS, LOLS, AND LMAOS* XDDDDDDDD

Rylee: I KNEW IT
Rylee: YOU SO JEALOUS
Rylee: YOU'RE JEALOUS OF MY TANGLY RATTY HAIR RIGHT?
Beverly: RRRRRIGHT
Rylee: I KNEW IT! DON'T WORRY, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT WASH OR BRUSH YOUR HAIR FOR TWO WEEKS AND YOU CAN OBTAIN MY SEXY LOOK

Rylee: *RUNS THROUGH FIELD WITH BOX OF CHOCOLATES, SLOW MO*
Dannii: *RUNS TOWARDS WITH A ROSE IN MOUTH, SLOW MO*
Dannii: 8D
Dannii: IIIII LOOOOVE YYYY-- *CRASHES INTO*
Dannii: D:
Rylee: ..*GETS UP, SPOTLIGHT COMES ON*
Rylee: AND EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIII
WILL ALWAYSSSSSSS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Dannii: I'MBORED.
Rylee: ;O
Rylee: ...GO CHASE PARKED CARS
Dannii: .....WTF
Dannii: ....*LOLS*
Dannii: THAT'S
Dannii: JUST
Dannii: AWESOME!

Dannii: WUTWUTCHIKNBUTT
Rylee: ....Hi 8D
Dannii: ....:C
Dannii: >:C
Dannii: ...>>>>:C!!!
Rylee: ......>: o
Rylee: .........WHATCHU SAY BOUT MAH MAMA BETCH?
Dannii: >>>>>>>>>>>>:C
Dannii: ......I DIDNT SAY NUFFIN BOUT YO MAMA D:
Rylee: ....YOU SONOFABI*CHIN LIAAAAAH!
Dannii: .......*DIES OF LOL*

Rylee: I KNEW ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Rylee: YOU SAID MAH MAMA'S FACE WAS LULZ-WORTHY
Rylee: SONOFABETCH
Dannii: ...*crackup*
Dannii: D: DON'T EAT MAH LUCKY CHARMZ
Rylee: IF YOU DON'T EAT MY SAUSAGE THEN I WON'T NOM
YOUR LUCKAH CHARMZ BROTHA D:

Dannii: *SHOTLOLDIED*
Rylee: ...SO
Rylee: ...LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT
Rylee: YOU WERE SHOT
Rylee: YOU LAUGHED OUT LOUD ABOUT IT
Rylee: ...AND THEN DIED
Dannii: ....YES
Dannii: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Rylee: *GETS SHOT IN THE HEAD*
Rylee: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HOW HOW HAAHAHA!
Rylee: *DEAD*
Dannii: .......OH MY GOD
Dannii: *CRACKS UP*

Dannii: ........I DIDN'T GET A SINGLE CARD. :C
Rylee: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW <3
Rylee: HERE
Rylee: ME GOTS A FLOWER
Rylee: BUT
Rylee: ME GIVES TO YOU 8D
Dannii: ROFLLLLLLLL AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Dannii: YOU CAN HAS IT BACK
Rylee: ME WANTS JOU TO HAVE ITTTT
Dannii: ....AWWWWWW
Dannii: OKAY
Dannii: YOU CAN HAS MY SPEDESHL FLOWER
Dannii: *does MSN emoticon of dead flower*
Dannii: ..:C IT DIEDEDED.
Rylee: <33333 AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Dannii: ...ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Rylee: HERE
Rylee: YOU CAN HAS MY HEART
Rylee: DON'T BWEAK IT
Dannii: ...OH
Dannii: MY
Dannii: GOD
Dannii: <333333333 I WON'T BWEAK IT!
Dannii: *STEALS YOUR HEART*
Dannii: *PLACES IT INSIDE LIVER*

Dannii: ERM.
Dannii: ERM.
Dannii: JUST
Dannii: ...MICHAEL. HAVING A CRUSH ON ME.
Dannii: IS WRONG.
Dannii: WELL NO
Dannii: IT'S NOT wrong
Dannii: JUST NOT SOMETHING I WANT O.O
Rylee (as) Dannii: ...NO MICHAEL. YOU MAY NOT HAVE A
CRUSH ON ME. IT'S MORALLY WRONG. IT'S NOT GOD'S WILL.

Dannii: *does this wiggly smiley weird emoticon
thing that jiggles*
Rylee: ...OMFG
Rylee: SO THAT'S WHERE MY SMILEY JELLO JIGGLER WENT
Rylee: GIMME THAT BACK BETCH
Dannii: ..*LOLS*
Rylee: *COMES AT YOU WITH PITCHFORK*
Dannii: OMFG
Dannii: *FLEES IN TERROR*
Rylee: ...OH THAT'S IT
Rylee: *GRABS CANE AND SHAKES IT IN AIR* NOW YOU
GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE WHIPPERSNAPPER, YA HEAR?!
Dannii: *LOLS*
Dannii: *FLEE*
Rylee: ...OH THAT'S IT
Rylee: YOU
Rylee: YOU'VE GONE AND MADE GRANNY MAD NOW YA LITTLE HOOLIGAN!!
Rylee: *GETS ON GOLF CART* I'MMA COMIN FOR YA SONNY!
*WAVES CANE ONCE AGAIN*
Dannii: ...OMFG
Dannii: *FLEES IN RED TRACTOR*
Dannii: *LOLING*
Rylee: >: o THAT'S IT
Rylee: SUPER GRANNY POWER UP TIME!
Dannii: ..............................
Rylee: IT'S TIME FOR A CAN OF GRANNY-WHOOP A— I MEAN TOOTSIE!
...Better watch out, or angry granny will get ya!

Rylee: *TURNS ON GOLF CART*
Rylee: YOU BETTER WATCH OUT NOW YOU YAHOO!
Rylee: I'VE GOT THIS BABY SPED UP TO 15 MILES PER HOUR
Rylee: THAT'S RIGHT
Dannii: .......
Dannii: .........OH THE HORROR
Dannii: *ACCELERATES TRACTOR*
Dannii: SCREW DIS YO
Dannii: *LEAPS OUT OF TRACTOR*
Dannii: *RUNS THROUGH FIELDS OF BARLEYYYYY*
Rylee: *SLOWLY STEPS OUT OF GOLF CART*
Rylee: *GRABS CANE*
Rylee: ...THAT'S IT
Rylee: SUPER SONIC GRANNY TIME!
Dannii: ...*LOLS*
Rylee: *STARTS RUNNING...UP TO SPEEDS OF 5 MILES PER HOUR!!!!!!!*
Dannii: OMFG
Dannii: IT'S A MIRACLE

Rylee: I'LL GET THERE
Rylee: JUST YOU WAIT YOU LITTLE WHIPPERSNAPPER
Rylee: I'M GONNA BEAT YOU WITH MY CANE TILL IT BLISTERS!
...And the rage of evil granny continues.

*watching a movie in music class, an old guy cut
himself and was bleeding a lot*
Rylee: Looks like that old man needed some help cutting his sandwich. Devin: ...You have an effed up mind.
Rylee: ...I know.

*watching movie, guy looks like he's being pleasured
by the sound of orchestra music, and it's highly
uncomfortable looking*
Rylee: ...Wow, the music is giving him an orgasm.
Lily: ...*bursts out laughing*

And so the rage of the Harley Granny continues...
Rylee: *SPEEDS UP ON MOTORCYCLE*
Rylee: *DRIVES ALONG UP BESIDE HER* IN THE NAME OF THE
LORD, STOP YOUR SHINANIGANS THIS INSTANT YOUNG DUCKLING!
Dannii: ...OH SH--
Dannii: *DIVES INTO SWAMP*
Dannii: ...SHINANIGANS...*LOLS*
Rylee: *DRIVES UP BESIDE HER, GETS OFF MOTORCYCLE AND
THROWS IT TO THE GROUND, DIVES INTO SWAMP*
Rylee: *GRABS DANNII* NOW YOU GIMME THOSE JELLY JIGGLERS
BACK NOW YOU LITTLE HOOLIGAN OR I'LL BE FORCED TO GAG
YA WITH MY GRANNY TRANNIES!
Dannii: ..........D8 OH TEH NOEZZZZ
Rylee: OR POSSIBLY MAKE YOU SNIFF MY ADULT DIAPER..... AFTER I'VE HAD AN ACCIDENT IN IT

Dannii: DID YOU KNOW
Dannii: THERE'S A FRENCH BREAKFAST CEREAL
Dannii: CALLED "CHOCO CRACK"
Dannii: -SNORTLOL-
Rylee: ........................."SNORT-O-CRACK"...

Dannii: JESUS
Dannii: CHRIST
Rylee: ...DON'T USE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN!
Rylee: JESUS CHRIST MAN

Dannii: PIG HEART WITH SALIVA.
Rylee: ...WHAT does SALIVA TASTE LIKE? NORLY
Rylee: IT TASTES LIKE...SALIVA....
...Yup. Now that we've already established that
I'm a retarded idiot...

Dannii: I CALLED IT
Dannii: ...CAFE OF THE NIGHT
Dannii: ...SO ORIGINAL.
Rylee: .........CAFE OF THE NIGHT........
Rylee: ..CAFE OF THE NIGHTclubs...
Rylee: ...SOUNDS much BETTER

Laura: IMPORTED CHEESE
Rylee: PROCESSED CHEESE
Rylee: *SHUDDER*
Rylee: *SPEAKS IN GIRLY VOICE* SOOOOO BAD FOR THE THIGHSSS HONEH Laura: *Talks in tomboy voice* Chh so what I'll just run all
that fat off it will be fine
Rylee: There's no way you could run all THAT fat
off! Honeh PLZ *flashes hand*

Rylee: I WAS JUST HAVING A TALK TO MYSELF SESSION THERE
Rylee: 8DDD
Dannii: 8DDD YAAAAAY
Rylee: *MUTTERS* AND A FEEL MYSELF SESSION...I MEAN...
Rylee: ...WUT?
Dannii: ..............................*DIES OF LOOOL*
Rylee: ..........*WHISPERS* SOMETIMES....I RUB SWEET SAUCE...
ALL OVER MY BODY...........ALONG WITH THE PICKLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... AND THE PICKLESSSSSSSSSSS.......
Rylee: ...........
Rylee: .........
Rylee: .........AND THE PICKLESSSSSSSSSSSS
....Don't. even. ask.

Rylee: How's your...biscuit?
Laura: Oh he's good, the butter melted off him though...
Rylee: OMFG
Rylee: You can't go without butter
Rylee: !!!!
Laura: LOL
Laura: The poor thing died while I was away at band camp
Rylee: ...ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP
Rylee: *eats biscuit with butter*
Rylee: I'm not crazy...I'LL KILL WHOEVER SAYS I AM!!!!!!
Laura: *tries not to say your crazy* Hehehehe you're *cough*
crazy *cough* so wonderful!!!
Rylee: ...I've been trying to tell people that for AGES!
I wonder why they never listened...? !
Rylee: ...?!!

Rylee: ...I CRACK UP EVERYTIME I SEE THAT FACE
Rylee:
Dannii: NO WONDER.
Rylee: ........ YOU'LL NEVAR GET ME LUCKY CHARMS
LASSIE! YA HEAR?!! NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
RRRRWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! *MAKES TRUCK BACKING UP SOUND* Rylee: YEAH
Rylee: I CRACK UP EVERYTIME I LOOK IN THE MIRROR TOO.
Rylee: ...HEY WAIT, THAT'S NOT NICE
Rylee: ....:' (

*making bridges in Technology class, it's the end of class
and we needed to find somewhere to keep our bridge*
Evan: We don't want to put it where anyone would wreck
it or sit on it..
Evan: *sets it on a chair*
Rylee: ...We don't want anyone to sit on it, so you set it on a chair?

*outside with my cousins and sister, my sister is sitting
beside my cousin Mattison*
Rylee: Oh look, it's the anal buddies.
Alyssa: That's for guys, Rylee.
Rylee: ...EXACTLY. :D
Quinn: OHHHHHHHH SNAPPPPPP!!!
...OOOH, burnage! :D

*Lily is talking to me and Shaina about how lines on your
hand represent how long you will live for and how many
kids you will have*
Lily: See look! I have one line on my hand right there.
That means I'm going to have one kid.
Rylee: ...I thought you weren't planning on having any kids?
Lily: Well, my hand says I'm going to.
Rylee: ...So apparently your hand is deciding your future?

*making a head statue in English class*
Lily: *puts finishing touches on head statue's "mouth"*
Lily: There. There's his mouth.
Rylee: ....Why does that "mouth" look like a face tumour?

Dannii: Y'KNOW WHAT I ALMOST DID?
Rylee: WHAR?
Dannii: ...I ALMOST WALKED OUT OF MY ROOM TOPLESS.
Dannii: *SHOT*
Dannii: *CRACKS UP*
Dannii: ANYWAY
Dannii: PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T GET IMAGERY THERE.
Rylee: .......ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T DO THAT INTENTIONALLY?
I'M GUESSING CARLISLE OR SOMEONE WAS OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR OR SOMETHING...
Rylee: ...KIDDING...MOSTLY.
...Yeah. Dannii has an obsessive crush on Carlisle from Twilight.

Dannii: ...Rylee
Dannii: ...I'M COLD -snuggles into bedcovers-
Rylee (as) CARLISLE: .......YOU CAN COME INTO MY BED IF YOU WANT.
Rylee: ..*LOLS*
Rylee: HWERE :D HWAS MWY HWEART TO MAKE YOU WARM <3 IT BWEATS
WITH WARMTH AND WOVEEE *TALKS LIKE A HALLMARK CARD*
Dannii: ..*DIES OF LOL*

Dannii: I'M BOOOORED ;.;
Rylee: ...WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, PROVIDE YOU SECKSUAL ENTERTAINMENT? D: Dannii: ...............................YES.
Rylee: ...GO ASK CARLISLE.

ylee: OKAYYY...I'LL try TO EXPLAIN THIS THOUGH I SUCK AT EXPLAINING THINGS.
OKAY, THERE'S THIS LANGUAGE, AND THIS WORD IN THIS LANGUAGE THAT MEANS
"SATAN," BUT IF YOU DIRECTLY TRANSLATE IT IT MEANS LORD OF THE FLIES
Rylee: AND IN THE BOOK
Rylee: HE "LORD OF THE FLIES" (WHICH IS REALLY A PIG HEAD WTF) TALKS TO
THIS LITTLE BOY IN HIS MIND AND IS LIKE "DON'T YOU WANNA PLAYYYY?" AND THESE
KIDS DIE AND EVERYTHING. SO YEAH
Dannii: *LOLINGGGGGGGGGGG*
Rylee: ...-IS CONFUSING-
Rylee: -AND LOVING IT-
Rylee: ...BADABABABABA, I'M LOVIN IT!!!
Dannii: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rylee: OH.
Rylee: FOUND IT
Rylee: THE WORD IS "Beelzebub"
Rylee: ...*LOLAGE*
Rylee: IT'S A HEBREW NAME.
Dannii: ...LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rylee: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL
Rylee: ...DANNII
Rylee: ...YOU'RE BEELZEBUB >.>
Dannii: .......AND YOU, MY FRIEND
Dannii: ...ARE JESUS
Dannii: SON OF GOD.
Rylee: ......................YES, MY SON

Dannii: JESUS HAS A SON
Dannii: OH MY GOD
Dannii: ...OMFG
Dannii: ...GOOD PUN, DANNII
Dannii: GOOD PUN.

All: *talking about what they did last night*
Rylee: I know where Quinn was last night
Rylee: ....In bed with another man.

Quinn: Spiders don't hurt you!
Alyssa: ..Well, the black ones do!
Quinn: ...RACIST!!

Dannii: OMG
Dannii: IN FRENCH YESTERDAY
Dannii: WE WERE MAKING A SORT OF HORROR MENU THING
Dannii: AND ONE OF MY OPTIONS WAS "LIVER OF COCKREL"
Dannii: AND IN FRENCH
Dannii: IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE
Dannii: "FOIE DE COQ"
Dannii: AND COQ
Dannii: SOUNDS LIKE
Dannii: CO*CK
Dannii: SO YEAH.
Dannii: AND THE TEACHER CAME OVER...
Dannii (as) "Teacher: ...Foie de coq." / "Me: *snickers*
/ Michael: *cracks up* / Teacher: I thought that'd make you laugh... /
Me: x3 Michael brought it up... / Teacher: ...Michael brought WHAT up!?
/ Me & Michael: .........."
Rylee: ........WOW...THOSE FRENCH PEOPLE REALLY do EAT WEIRD STUFF....
I DIDN'T KNOW MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS WERE A CHOICE ON MENU.......

Dannii: WE CAN WALTZ.
Rylee: ...*LOLS*
Rylee: ...AND EAT FOIE DE COQ.

Rylee: ..........*GRABS JELLY JIGGLER AND WHIPS AT YOU*
Rylee: ....
Rylee: .....
Dannii: ...*SCREAMMMM*
Rylee: *RUNS AT AN AMAZING SPEED OF.............0.0000000000001 MILES PER HOUR!* Rylee: .............*THROWS FOIE DE COQ AT YOU*
Rylee: ...*CRACKS UP*
Rylee: ...FOIE DE COQ ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE "THROW THE CO*K."
...We just can't get enough of that, can we?

Dannii: ...I THINK I'M OBSESSED WITH DR MCSTEAMY D:
Dannii (as) Carlisle: ..My name's Dr Cullen.
Dannii: WELL, NOW IT'S NOT. DO YOU WANT DR MCDREAMY OR DR MCSTEAMY?
Dannii (as) Carlisle: ......................-nocomment-
Rylee: ....MCSTEAMY. ADDING THE "MC" SUGGESTS THAT HE IS LIKE A MCDONALD'S
MEAL, WHICH IS SUGGESTING THAT YOU YOU WANT TO EAT HIM, WHICH ALSO SUGGESTS
HE IS VERY...BIG AND FUFILLING LIKE A MCDONALD'S MEAL.
Dannii: ................HE IS.
Rylee: ...*LOLS*
Rylee: ...YOU WOULD KNOW
Dannii (as) Carlisle: ...How the heck do YOU know!?
Dannii: I WATCH YOU IN THE SHOWER.
Dannii: YOU GRAB RUBBER DUCKS AND SING "OH RUBBER DUCKY, YOU'RE THE ONE"
Dannii (as) Carlisle: ._____.
Rylee: ...*LOLS* ...OMFG I WANT A RUBBER DUCKY!
Dannii: LMAOOO I'LL GET YOU ONE
Dannii: HERE
Dannii: *hands rubber ducky*
Dannii (as) Carlisle: ......*shuffles off to shower* *grabs rubber ducky*
...Oh, rubber ducky, you're the one...
Dannii: -STARES-
Rylee (as) CARLISLE: ...HEY, WHY ARE YOU GIVING AWAY MY MR.MCSQUEAKS? >: o
Dannii: ..OH MY GOD
Dannii: *DIES OF LOL*
Rylee: *LOLAGE* SANK JOU ;_; *TREASURES RUBBER DUCKYYY* <33
*PWACES IN HEART FOWEVAH AND EVAH*
...Now, what would make you think that we're weird?

Rylee: ...WHY DON'TTT JOUUU
Rylee: ...SLEEP? ;O
Dannii: ................-BLANK STARE-
Rylee: ...OWAIT
Rylee: FORGOT WHO I WAS TALKING TO, SORRY
Rylee: I MEANNNN
Rylee: WHY DON'T YOU GO TO YOUR BED OR WHEREVER, LAY DOWN
Rylee: CLOSE YOUR EYES
Rylee: AND LET YOUR CONSCIENCE SLIP AWAYYY?
Rylee: THIS IS CALLED SLEEP =D
Dannii: -LOLSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-
Rylee (as) DANNII: ...BRAIN DOES. NOT. COMPUTE.
...Yeahhh, Dannii's famously known for not sleeping.

Rylee: ...WHATABOUTTHOSESONGS
Rylee: THATOUNEEDED
Dannii: LMAOOO, WE DON'T HAVE THE LIST YET :'D
Rylee: OMFGSOMETHNGSWONGWTHM
Rylee: KEBOAD
Rylee: HOLDON
Dannii: ...-LOLAGE-
Dannii: OKAIS
Rylee: NORLY
Dannii: -CRACKING UP-
Rylee: OMGWT
Dannii: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Rylee: OMFG THANK GOD
Rylee: ALL THE KEYS WERE LIKE STUCK IN
Dannii: ROFLLLLLL OMG
Dannii: -DYING WITH LOL-
Rylee: ROFLLL IT WOULDN'T LET ME TYPE FRIKKIN YS OR RS OR TS
AND THEN IT WOULDN'T LET ME SPACE
Rylee: ...*LOLAGE*
Dannii: -LOLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-
Rylee: "OMFGSOMETHNGSWONGWTHM KEBOAD"
Dannii: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dannii: I WAS LIKE
Dannii: "NORLY. YOU DON'T SAY."
Rylee: OGOD
Rylee: TRANSLATION: OMFG SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH MY KEYBOARD
Dannii: LMAOOO
Rylee: "SOMETHNGS WONG."
Dannii: -SNORT-
Rylee: ...SOMEFING WONG DWANNII D:
Dannii: ....LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Rylee: OH FOR GOD'S SAKE
Rylee: NOW THE 111111111111ONE IS STUCK IN
Rylee: ...NOT ANYMORE
...When keyboards misbehave. DUN DUN DUN DUNNNN.

*Dannii has a picture of a pretty butterfly for her display picture on MSN*
Rylee: ..-CRACKS UP AT BUTTERFLY PICTURE FOR SOME REASON-
Rylee: ...HEY
Rylee: WHY THE HELL AM I IN YOUR DP? D:'
Dannii: .....LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rylee: ...D: YOU WERE STALKING ME AGAIN, WEREN'T YOU?!
Rylee: CAN'T JUST LET ME GO ABOUT MY BUSINESS, HUH?!
Dannii: ............
Rylee: -FLAPS IN YO FACE- YO BRING IT MOTHAFUC*AH!

*talking about how our teacher had a talk with us earlier about
how people sometimes asked to be bullied with what they did, tells us
an example about how if he showed up in a hot pink dress and fishnet
stockings, he'd be asking for it*
Lily: Yeah, well at least I'm not Mr. Sharpe, going around
in a hot pink dress and fishnet stockings!
Rylee: ..Yeah, but you bring your face to school, and that's already crime enough to look at.

Rylee: How much is a toonie shake?
Dad and Alyssa at the same time: A TOONIE!
Rylee: ...Oh. Right.
-cough- Idiot moment.

Quinn: How was your Dad last night?
Rylee: You would know.

Rylee: Lmao you should...it fits
Rylee: ...That's what he said.
...I know, I know. I have a dirty mind.

Alyssa: How's this hairstyle? *holds up her hair to demonstrate
a wacky ponytail on the side of her head*
Rylee: Your hair would look better if it covered your entire face.
Oooh, burnage. :P

Yuna: A COW WASHED UP IN AN OCEAN
Rylee: Lmfaooo wtf?
Rylee: OH NOES
Yuna: lmfaoo
Rylee: NOT DAISY! D:
Rylee: -sobs and clings to cow in ocean-
Rylee: Not my Daisy!

Yuna: Rylee...
Rylee: Huh? =o
Yuna: You have
Yuna: LES BLOBOS
Yuna: lmfao
Yuna: Just kidding
Rylee: ...*crosses hands across chest* ...SO WHAT!
...LOL. If you don't know what those are, search it up. :P

Rylee: wtf
Rylee: my room randomly smells like chlorine O_O

Yuna: you use sound recorder?
Yuna: ME TOO
Yuna: Lmfao!
Rylee: Ooh yayyyness! We're...SOUND RECORDER TWINS! (? wtf)

Rylee: *pats flying goat* And this here is Ralph...he's a goat model~ <3
Yuna: lmao
Rylee: He was the main goat on the cover of Playboy: Goats Gone Wild
Yuna: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(...this goes on and on)

Rylee: Lmfaooo
Rylee: My little brother just said he wanted to punch a butterfly
Rylee: HOW VIOLENT
Yuna: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stupidly messed up quotes:

My Mom: Go into my phone and get the room!